tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4331357035086334532024-03-12T22:34:59.562-07:00From the front page of DeviantArtUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger80125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-45580311737793928172010-11-26T09:16:00.000-08:002010-11-26T09:31:03.945-08:00"adoptable +Candy+" by xXVanillaVodkaXxAdoptable characters seem to be big business nowadays. Internet artists doodle up a bunch of multicoloured wolves or Sonics or Renamons, and people who want to be friends with the artist pay them real money for the right to say that one of the little rainbow Sonics/Renamons/wolves is their own. It's a crazy phenomenon, and providing an example of it today is artist <span style="font-style: italic;">xXVanillaVodkaXx</span>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://fav.me/d33n1bq"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 327px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIrsBr4TT6-7R-vD8fI7RdXT97IzC758UQ0fN3uh-I6hqRMqODB7F9MfsNSBEgt98lwjZO5TLOTJKO5_bEZbKaI-vCYhmgPU5aT1cAkDt16lrxcukgpPUuSEdq9rKvS_hSuqjSyIioPRY9/s400/adoptable__candy__by_xxvanillavodkaxx-d33n1bq.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543910585686378386" border="0" /></a>That's right, for <span style="font-style: italic;">money dollars</span> you could own your very own scantily-clad, bow-legged Sonic-slut. Complete with partially-visible-bikini-bottoms and three-foot-long eyelashes!<br /><br />I'm not sure what's keeping those daisy dukes attached to her waist - it feels like this is a photo of the moment before they tumbled down to her ankles. Not to her feet, though. Those are hard to draw.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-56322840936507768682010-11-26T09:04:00.001-08:002010-11-26T09:09:16.596-08:00"wolf comic page 7" by GWolfGWolf wolf wolf wolf wolves wolf wolf <span style="font-style: italic;">GWolfG</span> wolf wolf wolves wolves wolf wolf wolf. Wolves wolf wolf wolves wolf? Wolves!!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://fav.me/d33n197"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 393px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCL23fY8Kbe8Gwph7rGnfgfESmo-um7jIdZ_GTPjwjjDDGbOz43N5FfRk_nCBpnoEhNwnM4X5U1FrYAJuuvJ4uJA-p78qUYG9n8gRtPXbUrbvEjRywWjbW3-2E9TOFtGz9ConT6YEQjXd3/s400/wolf_comic_page_7_by_gwolfg-d33n197.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543905637594449410" border="0" /></a>It's times like this I wish we had some more specific entry tags, like "characters floating in a featureless void" and "putting small pictures of a character in their speech bubbles to try to make your clusterfuck comic make more sense". This piece unfortunately suffers both of these - as well as a bad case of "talking disembodied wolf heads" syndrome.<br /><br />Take two of these little caribou-carcass-shaped pills every day and it should clear up.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-79738514621674194282010-11-26T08:53:00.000-08:002010-11-26T09:01:16.249-08:00"ANTHRO KimmyKat Matryoshka" by xxMidnightTigerxxOur latest piece is by artist <span style="font-style: italic;">xxMidnightTigerxx</span>, and apparently features a character named Kimmy.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://fav.me/d33n0rr"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 295px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtWkvE63Hz6XwiBSolKEIv_obHBVfXAbfybwSuDY4qkA_LfsoU_lGjNAreVfQFZj8b2-6qwe-hkgvHLQYoDb8OEzjM8ndVALsNT5YXi2ox-HQB7KDIhtJnh-DBDUOOnZmuKORwiUfUSK2D/s400/anthro_kimmykat_matryoshka_by_xxmidnighttigerxx-d33n0rr.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543903437239057842" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I'LL BITE OFF YOUR COCK<br /></span></div><br />Holy shit. Well. I mean, let's be honest - that's the face of a rapist right there. Two of them, in fact, if you notice the creepy look the hood of her jacket is giving to you.<br /><br />It's difficult to get along to subjects like the oversized head or invisible hands or muscular neck because every time I catch the gaze of those eyes I freeze like a deer on a highway. Jesus, I need to go and lie down.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-16352138556726359692010-11-26T08:44:00.000-08:002010-11-26T09:01:44.957-08:00"Rose ate Star" by shadevoreIt's been a while - there have been tears, laughs and lessons learned - and now it's time to make fun of more horrible internet art. God bless us, every one. Today's sacrifice to the altar is piece "<span style="font-style: italic;">Rose ate Star</span>" by artist <span style="font-style: italic;">shadevore</span>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://fav.me/d33n0mx"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 263px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9sOmHbGEvTQWtxlDmSo7TWovRs1HY-XqEr8TGZEBw62Y30HnEhnrCdpRXVNOSDffCcccq-jE8iAzAaP1gbQiTPM9ivLMBDUDPxKnyozejeAsJi2fwW-fib_sIxgIR28hjB-s_rD0tZzOL/s400/rose_ate_star_by_shadevore-d33n0mx.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543901478889726642" border="0" /></a><br />I wonder which parts of this image <span style="font-style: italic;">shadevore</span> made! The background blends so well with the characters I'm inclined to believe this was all the work of one person, toiled over for hours under the light of the moon.<br /><br />The expression that sun is making is similar to the one I made when I read the dialogue in this piece. "Why has green Renamon trapped that blue goth Knuckles in a purple sphere? She says it is her belly, but I do not believe her."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-2334609610772777042010-11-02T00:48:00.000-07:002010-11-02T00:57:32.723-07:00"Fart while u laugh at me ladie" by derekje84There are some very specific fetishes out there in the world of the internet. Some very odd and specific fetishes. Today's example is artist <span style="font-style: italic;">derekje84</span>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://derekje84.deviantart.com/art/Fart-while-u-laugh-at-me-ladie-184759806"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinLUhTkS4mRzCUyaeljaOTskAXw8QBz6NtoQO7c7DAZ4FMSkIlaCtjK4SaF4rn6O_a2rTT8WqAA7cottk49smXXNGscliuFwEoETQ1cFx-A6S5U5BjXMsPbhtUS_uQpN-7rwSzJz-dyTl1/s400/fart_while_u_laugh_at_me_ladie_by_derekje84-d3201ku.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5534857334876567906" border="0" /></a><br />The artist's comment reads "<span style="font-style: italic;">Please save and share this ladies. Enjoy laughing at me. Burden me with ur asses while u laugh at me.</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> Please follow me on twitter</span>"<br /><br />Burden me with your asses? That's a really obtuse way of saying "<span style="font-style: italic;">I want girls to fart while they laugh at my naked body</span>" Is this even a genuine fetish because I am suspicious that this guy just might be crazy.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-16454191822007655192010-11-02T00:40:00.000-07:002010-11-02T00:47:09.732-07:00"Cookies nomnomnom" by NishiChanIt's about time we made fun of a western kid badly imitating anime and manga drawing style, isn't it? Our sporting contestant today is artist <span style="font-style: italic;">NishiChan</span>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://fav.me/d3201hs"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 299px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWx8fdqZy1K-fbkTGb9dGlxdzXXYmxs7vRIMLElEknoS17_0zw7t4pleJtq4DORrMz9faLl9UBcStTDZIBlKfMOrUCr8AAEq9ul4wtEh19b1akeS7-DMO2oL7tn8TaWhKg8ejkmaeLhaVP/s400/cookies_nomnomnom_by_nishichan-d3201hs.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5534854450935092306" border="0" /></a><br />Time for a bullet-point list, I feel.<br /><ul><li>Cat ears</li><li>Obsessing over cookies</li><li>Nom nom nom sound effect</li><li>T-shirt claiming to be a 'cookie maniac'</li><li>Wearing a spiked collar despite not being a doberman</li></ul>Goodness, we have a winner here. A winner with a very round, balloon-like head. And hilariously un-detailed feet. Shoes are hard to draw man! You don't get it!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-79479891089229900972010-11-02T00:36:00.000-07:002010-11-02T00:40:05.890-07:00"Mee" by sephyma-jonesWe're back! Did you miss us? Kiss kiss!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://fav.me/d3201j4"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5wtZ3crUQ4Zp31rwAKA-c0DUtFZjnCbnby_68Q9Mr7vmaxw2GOkDDZNeJsTqGzsY-sMno_nqGPK6gGCp6LSYdfeoCL-ti9UG6200rT7z6P8xQXNUgkGYsLcgBmFXGiydiBbQh0v7bSkYL/s400/mee_by_sephyma_jones-d3201j4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5534853275482035394" border="0" /></a><br />The artist's comment for this piece says it's a photo intended to be used as their online ID, and finishes with a little embarrassed anime face. Oh, you cutie! I'm totally not cowering away from your giant dry cracked lips and horrible untidy room! (I am)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-13514515914985894342010-10-23T07:52:00.000-07:002010-11-02T00:45:54.362-07:00"Yonnie Bearwinkle" by jadelin526Maw and claws is all I can see<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://jadelin526.deviantart.com/art/Yonnie-Bearwinkle-183636692?q=meta%3Aall+sort%3Atime&qo=97"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 170px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ip5Gv1g6omQ/TML33DCOFJI/AAAAAAAAAEU/bp3-s9SHhLA/s320/yonnie_bearwinkle_by_jadelin526-d31byz8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5531255817443873938" border="0" /></a><br />And rainbow coloured leg warmers. Why isn't she a dog?<br />Because it is a cat girlUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-50628127322973057442010-10-23T07:03:00.000-07:002010-10-23T07:14:33.842-07:00"ArchibkuroXTaeyddi Very Much" by TheGreedGirlHoly shit you guys! I just learned how to use the airbrush tool! I need to use this thing as much as possible so I can become the airbrush master!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://fav.me/d31btk6"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCzgfInu3IusWK27lJ8V5ctqX-UvvOp04jliq46mQKS6s2FGfDpUvH6vD429BEc9ezGcTTrNA8gyj3zsDAGtkn8r4ZCwbY5cKXqs8AhGYMnrv5K1Ohf90_ViI_Jx5ohBDru7aUTImZHbQa/s400/archibkuroxtaeyddi_very_much_by_thegreedgirl-d31btk6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5531243598793435042" border="0" /></a><br />Shit, now I've overdone it and everyone looks like creepy glass statues. That was not my original intention! Oh well, I guess I'll stick it on DeviantArt.<br /><br />This image is horrible, I don't care who argues. <span style="font-style: italic;">God</span> could try to defend this shit and I would disagree. I can barely tell what the fuck is going on through all the white, it's like two otters covered themselves in paint and then rolled in cocaine.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-4871729796613584432010-10-23T06:21:00.000-07:002010-10-23T06:44:50.697-07:00"music is my life" by MirppeWe haven't really been appealing much to the gay werewolf demographic recently, so I am legally obliged to share the following piece by artist <span style="font-style: italic;">Mirppe</span>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://fav.me/d31btkh"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 292px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX_NU3yTWnGC6jo8WH1x59toScQ4j9ugiB8MreFbdWKq60JwtiIyep4wGkvYxkjMmteWhalVIarkUzmdfELJVQDQJWBUE3SQ1cYlyHTnfFBL2feuj_s7Nx5Z8ycatGD6n7Mo3CD630iAXx/s400/music_is_my_life_by_mirppe-d31btkh.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5531232984289391970" border="0" /></a><br />"<span style="font-style: italic;">The most beautiful thing in my life is Music. .</span>" Really? The most beautiful thing? Someone sure needs a girlfriend. Or boyfriend, judging by that haircut. Thanks for adding the iPod logo too - this image wasn't quite shallow enough without it.<br /><br />Here's a fun game to play with this image - measure the size of the dog's head with your thumb and forefinger, then move your hand down and compare it to the size of his SUPER MUSCULAR waist. That's one top-heavy canine right there.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-89833890908540754392010-10-22T15:45:00.000-07:002010-10-22T15:54:40.943-07:00"Playday with the "X" 5" by MzdishIt's about time we showed another photograph. This time our budding artist is DeviantArt user <span style="font-style: italic;">Mzdish</span>. Round of applause, please.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://fav.me/d319gbv"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 282px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaBcICaQx_hEn99XSD3MOvCChtusOKVJhzZw-YoBa7TaS2JAc5UB9qhd9dXu5eiNJKhBCnQYBqfGS1MlgwZicTIcxDT8Y2RZAq01-aflCsUXPZEZSxoUWlX8Q4bZiow9DHvzONVjzjnWbU/s400/playday_with__the___x___5_by_mzdish-d319gbv.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5531006683772328466" border="0" /></a><br />Admittedly I first thought this might be a troll-post, so I checked the gallery of <span style="font-style: italic;">Mzdish</span>... but nope, it's the real deal. This is... they wanted people to see this.<br /><br />They thought people should see this.<br /><br />I'm frightened.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-78335678505859405602010-10-22T15:25:00.000-07:002010-10-22T15:44:13.906-07:00"There are diamonds In the SKY" by Mr-MellowSmileIt's not every day you see a dog enjoy the effects of drug consumption. Today artist <span style="font-style: italic;">Mr-MellowSmile</span> has given us a rare and precious sight to see.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://fav.me/d319fee"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 165px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd3BjZcP07venNA3n_shRqRHA_BKwuINwtNYLFPcp4L0C0mk9D7tABzIHGJcsNiGtCYtcmsTdOZXUePELlTdgSIh-RVyzNbEVvLyVBMB9M45PJon4FENOcQqvgR9xWdrkXYAy_bb3aki6R/s400/there_are_diamonds_in_the_sky_by_mr_mellowsmile-d319fee.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5531001346623747554" border="0" /></a><br />Look at that huge, lopsided smile... those glazed, unfocused eyes... the way it's tilting to the left a bit too far... this dog is having a whale of a time. He's all like, "<span style="font-style: italic;">why the fuck am I wearing a scarf? You guys I'm so high right now, where did this scarf even come from</span>"<br /><br />Maybe it was drugs that made the artist too lazy to do a proper background and they had to resort to slapping colours about. Who knows.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-4971432803412933582010-10-20T00:14:00.000-07:002010-10-20T00:40:40.459-07:00"naughty bot" by Plesio-GuardianLock eyes from across the room<br />Down my drink while the rhythms boom<br />Take your hand and skip the names<br />No need here for the silly games<br />Make our way through the smoke and crowd<br />The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud<br />Move in close as the lasers fly<br />Our bodies touch and the angels cry<br /><br />Leave this place, go back to yours<br />Our lips first touch outside your door<br />Is the whole night what we've got in store?<br />Whisper in my ear that you want some more<br />And I <span style="font-weight: bold;">jizz in my pants</span><br /><br /><a href="http://fav.me/d314e9b"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 389px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3_pQmtu_CIfO1-zjHmQSrO33Md4vZXGiNnZK8MQPwtf_LEhozeZEgeVtjVnrzvo_8qiC0g1RGOc6cduq8iSdDIPXwiTfG8yKIARr_Wa4Cy62IdYU0lMxbYSKwAse6X3LCk3dVFqMqk7dS/s400/naughty_bot_by_plesio_guardian-d314e9b.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5530029115403882914" border="0" /></a><br />I think that's what's happening, anyway. There's mysterious fluid leaking out from beneath this Transformer's rectangular crotch, but then that doesn't explain the odd tentacle wrapped around his hip. Dark forces are at work here. Dark, sodomising forces.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-5113620944972479152010-10-19T23:56:00.000-07:002010-10-20T00:13:03.167-07:00"VOCALOID LOVE" by SPICE-EMPERORHey who feels like venting out their loneliness by drawing themselves in a cute situation with an imaginary anime girlfriend? Everyone sniff back those tears and prepare for our next piece by artist <span style="font-style: italic;">SPICE-EMPEROR</span>.
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<br /><a href="http://fav.me/d314e28"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 305px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBdA_VMxlOxtrCIljsBY3Duy6T14TGs_nyGQORk7CULmVfdZZ_40dCgsOImgRZjCV1TBcLIg_d1DHRmA1b5UkoVJdyzYvLcGpX8yCd7T887yRadpLYF0R1kzVocdbmw4MyaQ6yFteBfsa6/s400/vocaloid_love_by_spice_emperor-d314e28.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5530021006154982306" border="0" /></a>
<br />I don't know about you, but this reeks of 'I traced that shit' to me. I don't really feel like googling "Miku with no pants looking frightened" though. I'll leave that to other aspiring internet detectives.
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<br />The artist's comment for this piece admirably admits "<span style="font-style: italic;">I make Miku a bit punkish..gothish..scene..ish?</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> Because I love those types of girls, and they aren't really well presented in..anything >:I and if they are they're always HxC BR00TAL type girls or like..ultra feminists or something..crazy I guess D: <</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A CUTE GOTH GIRL WHO'S KINDA QUIRKY AND SWEET AND NOT ALL HxC?!</span>"
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<br />I love that attitude. "<span style="font-style: italic;">Yeah I changed the character into what I personally find more attractive. What do you mean it's not the same character anymore? It's hotter now! Mmmmm goth girls</span>"
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-60561355096265616222010-10-18T15:08:00.000-07:002010-10-18T15:20:45.569-07:00"my swagga sagg 3" by VonteSSDEVIANTART. ART SITE. FOR ART.<br /><br /><a href="http://fav.me/d310wej"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh24W9p9hwgptcBbeU5HydeEKLOk9IZs4b3fNneqrBkOqDHQ53I9emm-YDE5BkXyqsJDyk0_BkNy2dfI7WqADnIQ-dZXSbsr71cIgv3953bc17BFVZCUFONj-GCYIK5aibqObCL8XPsrVM5/s400/my_swagga_sagg_3_by_vontess-d310wej.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5529512485052642258" border="0" /></a><br />OH SHIT THIS IS ARTY AS ALL FUCK no wait it's just your underwear peeking over your jeans and your messy-ass room behind it. Nice.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-74103462065821542652010-10-18T14:40:00.000-07:002010-10-18T14:54:38.869-07:00"Heriberto Banuelos" by Sonic432Sonic fan-art getting too samey? Sick of everyone having the same little round body and rubbery arms and giant conjoined eyes? Artist <span style="font-style: italic;">Sonic432</span> has the answer for you!<br /><br /><a href="http://fav.me/d311441"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 361px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1FVaksucjZGcDhceZUfzayWT5l6zltbe7noRm-TV6-Aq-TXx73A3ixFGFldDFkDTYAefbVpiKf_-A9DOyPD2XDlet0orrjidXzFudhfIxICBEL8zhsXnl4wxjldRI6hb3ouNyT4yJfMXB/s400/heriberto_banuelos_by_sonic432-d311441.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5529505776129558658" border="0" /></a><br />Everything about this is a mess, from giant head to wrinkly arms. Look at those disgusting shoulders. What the hell is going on with that chest? And that's some nice effort spent on the background, too.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-25325055556522195272010-10-17T18:53:00.000-07:002010-10-17T19:02:16.442-07:00"the mansion 20" by ApokolI thought I was done adding entries for today, but sometimes you just find something that's too good to pass up. Today's lucky provider is artist<span style="font-style: italic;"> Apokol</span>.<br /><br /><a href="http://fav.me/d30zd4m"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 217px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJ5kgJsBnGmKlsMG5WgQlENMQYsyhjJXhTKtd5MT9VleDsvRCiqkD1hIuUDWuic5eBdYGnZCadg9MUgcYBTE0xKM5-yEyYnB2u87vveXPOAhyphenhyphen-F8m3HuaA8PJrI4Z9hoPxDAaKAfeIlcbR/s400/the_mansion_20_by_apokol-d30zd4m.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5529198767859188034" border="0" /></a><br />WHY IS SHE HOLDING AN ENORMOUS PAIR OF TITS WITH ANIME EYES.<br /><br />Seriously even for fetishist shit this is weird beyond words. What the hell do I comment with? Those sure are some disgruntled-looking disembodied anime tits! I wonder if they talk through the nipples.<br /><br />Y'know, usually I try to keep these choices completely out of context and stick with just what was on the front page, but fuck it. I'm gonna go back a page and find out what caused this shit. We're going maverick.<br /><br /><a href="http://fav.me/d30zczc"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 217px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh0kKoFc-iUlmuxBhG5tX6xrrh6HThKb_xdcU1y-ornRaleTASyLgiR7zPsCfkAkaTWZvHLy3A1yqHVEjWm2FB_STi41dhy7OpemV8YFutoQpH06Z5-rKkRgKkGJ45Zxq2H0TfNjsYI-vn/s400/the_mansion_19_by_apokol-d30zczc.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5529200028139940322" border="0" /></a><br />OH WELL THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.<br /><br />I wish someone would tell these creepy fetishists about, y'know... tits only lactating when there's a babby to feed. Though a woman<span style="font-style: italic;"> did</span> just turn into a giant pair of bongos with anime eyes so I guess biology is the least of this crazy motherfucker's concerns!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-65722249011199241972010-10-17T17:12:00.000-07:002010-10-17T17:18:52.288-07:00"Stocking" by EvilEyeXYZOh good, fanart where the character is turned into a fatty. This definitely isn't incredibly common and weird. Providing for us today is slop-dishing artist <span style="font-style: italic;">EvilEyeXYZ</span>.<br /><br /><a href="http://fav.me/d30z3xh"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 309px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXngr5BcI-v5gdxWO-1LLMBpELB3A-9-UX1BWdPIIip3cV903CCw2FJJEfOehPJyFGj4RBk3TJcTTlwi6bGReXLsKpPDuxmhLwOgSRezkif7PsIrAPmeTh-60LL_LnYk4JG1gUeNT7h-wX/s400/stocking_by_evileyexyz-d30z3xh.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5529172700590340290" border="0" /></a><br />It's better than the usual fare - there's some genuine talent beneath all that lard and shiny filter - but this image is lopsided as all hell and try to imagine poor Stocking's head if she shaved off her hair. Yikes.<br /><br />Believe it or not this is actually a commission - someone paid <span style="font-style: italic;">real money</span> to see an anime character drawn fat and shiny.<br /><br />I swear to god, give it another couple of years and we'll be harvesting lonely shut-ins and furries for gold like masturbating bank vaults. Just you wait.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-64792802253062668492010-10-17T17:05:00.000-07:002010-10-17T17:10:58.130-07:00"which hat?" by arancarr-itariDo you have difficulty making incredibly small decisions? Do you have no friends you could call or text to ask for opinions? Do you rarely go outside? <span style="font-style: italic;">Arancarr-itari</span> has these problems, and they've enlisted DeviantArt's help!<br /><br /><a href="http://fav.me/d30z3wh"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRpgxFuwdk9BiRApq59STT-iR3BBi4KXxGemxwLUrV9io0qS4r5YGD-7y9SKlh7pHwzBa3eqp4RvTsvfW45sDTJwSytymUzhuWG-Iw6mJ1y8yCxv1zRe2Ebjn9LGahaB-RRZAymkAl47Go/s400/which_hat__by_arancarr_itari-d30z3wh.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5529171103180616002" border="0" /></a><br />The artist's comment reads "<span style="font-style: italic;">HELP MY TWO FAVORITE HATS OF ALL TIME AND I CAN'T DEICED</span>" Really? ....<span style="font-style: italic;">Really</span>?<br /><br />You can't decide which ugly hat to wear around your house today? Are you sure you're not just desperately lonely and had nobody to show your hats to? It's ok to admit you're an attention-whore, arancarr. The first step to overcoming a problem is to realise you have it.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-75339842396911529552010-10-17T16:49:00.000-07:002010-10-17T17:03:36.428-07:00"Sue naga comic page 1" by SmexySueSo, we're all friends here right? How about we share a quick hit of some bizarrely-drawn wish-fulfilment porn? No? Come on guys, <span style="font-style: italic;">SmexySue</span> has already drawn it!<br /><br /><a href="http://fav.me/d30z2rk"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 292px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn7HBZ-plmWJ2G3XKTJuEmCxwGFALpVt62qjgSB3cNqYZkI3EIlRFDLCSUYETuJM8DDn9NhM6N0-LftYumi91weAu0sGlj0QBcQvdg-m6uDOQU3Cei9xWTXwcj2HEwqMHbuwkbEp3l_q5p/s400/sue_naga_comic_page_1_by_smexysue-d30z2rk.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5529168735432037234" border="0" /></a><br />I don't know what it is about vore-fetishists and nagas (half-snake people). They seem to show up an awful lot to monch people down. Maybe it's because it's an excuse for them to be able to swallow huge things, even though they don't have the skeletal structure of a snake so that wouldn't...<br /><br />I'm overthinking. Three big-titted eye-burningly-brightly-coloured Sonics are chilling out at the beach and another, horribly-sunburnt snake-Sonic creeps towards them licking her lips. I'm glad there's no more. I can just pretend she wants to steal their picnic basket.<br /><br />Look at those tits. Is she rubbing her hands together in fiendish delight or is she just trying to hold those fuckers up? The mind boggles.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-41290782019289425782010-10-17T16:37:00.000-07:002010-10-17T16:47:41.925-07:00"shower" by NebelsternIt's always nice when specialised porn tries to appeal to a wide variety of audiences. This piece by artist <span style="font-style: italic;">Nebelstern</span>, applies to both <span style="font-style: italic;">pedophiles</span> and <span style="font-style: italic;">inhumanly-large-titty-fetishists</span>! Good job!<br /><br /><a href="http://fav.me/d30yzss"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 307px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg41-3x0VkkRO5M67tQH3o5zXah9-LW1rNz7axDIkaHIt3EzNOSQ6WJ3hequjfyYLs3WaDaj-mSTy00jtNrAcHFPepj-nYDCV1H8VN1Vbg5aaWW8MvOguK4Gts-ybzxZNW6HFlH_uPvjyDL/s400/shower_by_nebelstern-d30yzss.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5529165088637342978" border="0" /></a><br />Look at that poor, sad creature. "<span style="font-style: italic;">Help me</span>," she cries, "<span style="font-style: italic;">I have the body of a child, the tits of a giant and the snout of a pig. Please end my suffering</span>." She certainly looks unhappy, anyway. That or frightened.<br /><br />Considering the audience this is aiming for I'd be frightened too.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-31789593478033244702010-10-17T15:58:00.000-07:002010-10-17T16:27:43.498-07:00"Hazuki" by xXUnknownXKittenXxJapanese kawiiii anime imitation bullshit doesn't fly with me, and here we have a great pre-Wright Brothers example.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://xxunknownxkittenxx.deviantart.com/art/Hazuki-183029638?q=meta%3Aall+sort%3Atime&qo=79"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 258px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ip5Gv1g6omQ/TLuBwazu8OI/AAAAAAAAAEE/KFDg_hPUhGY/s320/hazuki_by_xxunknownxkittenxx-d30yykm.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5529155636357427426" border="0" /></a><br />So they tried to combine all the formula ingredients- big eyes, overly shiney hair, slight animal characteristics and thought the best way to make the impact more... impacty (?) was to draw the whole thing out in thick blue lines in MS Paint before putting it somewhere where a gradient too, exists. But not before saving it in a lovely image compression format, probably a jpeg. See the nicke, white jaggies round the lines? Good.<br /><br />Why are there giant eyes behind its head?<br />Why is one eye trapped in some kind of cage?<br />Has the other been gouged out?<br />Background?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-35987103580258308942010-10-15T18:52:00.001-07:002010-10-15T19:06:01.101-07:00"CAT BOY WHITE VARIANT" by DUSKtheIMPALEROh goodness, just look at you, <span style="font-style: italic;">DUSKtheIMPALER</span>.<br /><br /><a href="http://fav.me/d30tvw3"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZOeu5ukvk2hnuI0y6LTIJur1tPt52pp-GCQhtlgCs2N6_FJuI-ckXVwGxYJMuVsMwPKNI4rhk3_KUrQgaUzBTCqHmJhH4bEm43j58VKpHKsQmrjGSHcQBEbozNuRPSbodg_2ie0JMWMsN/s400/cat_boy_white_variant_by_dusktheimpaler-d30tvw3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528456135796230722" border="0" /></a><br />We've gotta make a list for this shit, this is just too much.<br /><ul><li>Kitty hat</li><li>Katana</li><li>Wall scroll</li><li>Naruto poster</li><li>Millions of volumes of anime</li></ul>Shit, it's like I'm really in Japan here bro! Do you eat ramen for breakfast using pocky as chopsticks? Kawaii!! ^_^Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-13085302276170712702010-10-15T18:41:00.000-07:002010-10-15T18:48:22.493-07:00"Toferette and the gloves 6" by ShineofRainLadies and gentlefolk it is time to get our rocks off to some absurd fetish porn. Artist <span style="font-style: italic;">ShineofRain</span> kindly donates today's example!<br /><br /><a href="http://fav.me/d30tvtf"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 291px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwgD1WVHIao-p0Eaoly4IPeGKZbn4GzHcL6ohWWmk69hGA_1bo4AqNwYX-rhhAdFqedkYALkg-H1nioOGp5eZbzIAchPU93KqBd-1es4-9tcehvZC8UAeV8ul_z5kgYU8TwnCYsJiBT1PG/s400/toferette_and_the_gloves_6_by_shineofrain-d30tvtf.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528453518121442050" border="0" /></a><br />God damn, that's some lazy MSPaint shit. What is it about having an obscure fetish that makes your standards of porn drop so dramatically? Sex is great but if someone presented me with a shitty MSPaint rendition of it and told me to whack off to it I'd tell them it just couldn't be done.<br /><br />Anyway, this furry dog-woman seems to have inflated for some reason and that makes her talk like a twat. "<span style="font-style: italic;">I can't feel my feet nor the ground as well</span>" she complains boredly. Then she falls over or something - purely a speculation, since I can see that lovingly added in sound effect there declaring <span style="font-weight: bold;">FALLING NOISE</span>.<br /><br />Maybe next time ShineofRain should try making an <span style="font-weight: bold;">UNINSTALLING MSPAINT</span> noise.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-433135703508633453.post-24853047838172589162010-10-15T18:31:00.000-07:002010-10-15T18:40:18.294-07:00"In the Bracken" by lorddarkeIt is about time we got sci-fi sexy up in here, with the assistance of artist <span style="font-style: italic;">lorddrake</span>. Bring in the titties!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLNqhAnw-bC04r04XTXhyphenhyphenk1JKe-pwQKgsc9SqiIAxB75BNrL1ENIPCcvl7JODwjCeEQprAQo4qMB2TsB3-pEKYdo9ei8i_cDof69qP4E0-lSiXMN4VO-V9QKghwE_-fLevKj51vspfnMmb/s1600/in_the_bracken_by_lorddarke-d30tvs7.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLNqhAnw-bC04r04XTXhyphenhyphenk1JKe-pwQKgsc9SqiIAxB75BNrL1ENIPCcvl7JODwjCeEQprAQo4qMB2TsB3-pEKYdo9ei8i_cDof69qP4E0-lSiXMN4VO-V9QKghwE_-fLevKj51vspfnMmb/s400/in_the_bracken_by_lorddarke-d30tvs7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528451013036057090" border="0" /></a><br />Even by female fantasy armour standards, that outfit is pretty ridiculous. You're going to have to go through the link and check out the close-up to see, but those things on her tits? They're coils of wire that wrap around the rat-woman's erect nipples.<br /><br />Why? What's the purpose? If her nipples are un-erect do they drop off and get lost in the foliage?<br /><br />Nipple-wire aside, this is some bizarre shit. Imagine having to describe this image to someone who had never seen it without any visual aids. "<span style="font-style: italic;">There's a big-titted mostly-naked rat woman and a scary-faced horse man walking through a forest with future-guns?</span>"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0