"Sass" by Dixie-Emo

I feel unwell all of a sudden. It may have been the late lunch I had... or the hot chocolate... or it might be the creepy dog man hovering over me, shirtless, gnawing off one of his own fingers.


You've really got to see this one in close-up to appreciate the true horrors; the way he's biting down just a bit too hard on his finger, the way his body shrinks into a withered husk the further down you look... the way he's clutching determinedly onto the crotch of his shiny purple pants...


What the hell is that? Is he holding an Easter egg there? Buddy, your genitals should not look like that, even if you are a creepy goblin dog man.