"adoptable +Candy+" by xXVanillaVodkaXx

Adoptable characters seem to be big business nowadays. Internet artists doodle up a bunch of multicoloured wolves or Sonics or Renamons, and people who want to be friends with the artist pay them real money for the right to say that one of the little rainbow Sonics/Renamons/wolves is their own. It's a crazy phenomenon, and providing an example of it today is artist xXVanillaVodkaXx.

That's right, for money dollars you could own your very own scantily-clad, bow-legged Sonic-slut. Complete with partially-visible-bikini-bottoms and three-foot-long eyelashes!

I'm not sure what's keeping those daisy dukes attached to her waist - it feels like this is a photo of the moment before they tumbled down to her ankles. Not to her feet, though. Those are hard to draw.

"wolf comic page 7" by GWolfG

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It's times like this I wish we had some more specific entry tags, like "characters floating in a featureless void" and "putting small pictures of a character in their speech bubbles to try to make your clusterfuck comic make more sense". This piece unfortunately suffers both of these - as well as a bad case of "talking disembodied wolf heads" syndrome.

Take two of these little caribou-carcass-shaped pills every day and it should clear up.

"ANTHRO KimmyKat Matryoshka" by xxMidnightTigerxx

Our latest piece is by artist xxMidnightTigerxx, and apparently features a character named Kimmy.

I'LL BITE OFF YOUR COCK

Holy shit. Well. I mean, let's be honest - that's the face of a rapist right there. Two of them, in fact, if you notice the creepy look the hood of her jacket is giving to you.

It's difficult to get along to subjects like the oversized head or invisible hands or muscular neck because every time I catch the gaze of those eyes I freeze like a deer on a highway. Jesus, I need to go and lie down.

"Yonnie Bearwinkle" by jadelin526

Maw and claws is all I can see



And rainbow coloured leg warmers. Why isn't she a dog?
Because it is a cat girl

"music is my life" by Mirppe

We haven't really been appealing much to the gay werewolf demographic recently, so I am legally obliged to share the following piece by artist Mirppe.


"The most beautiful thing in my life is Music. ." Really? The most beautiful thing? Someone sure needs a girlfriend. Or boyfriend, judging by that haircut. Thanks for adding the iPod logo too - this image wasn't quite shallow enough without it.

Here's a fun game to play with this image - measure the size of the dog's head with your thumb and forefinger, then move your hand down and compare it to the size of his SUPER MUSCULAR waist. That's one top-heavy canine right there.

"Heriberto Banuelos" by Sonic432

Sonic fan-art getting too samey? Sick of everyone having the same little round body and rubbery arms and giant conjoined eyes? Artist Sonic432 has the answer for you!


Everything about this is a mess, from giant head to wrinkly arms. Look at those disgusting shoulders. What the hell is going on with that chest? And that's some nice effort spent on the background, too.

"Stocking" by EvilEyeXYZ

Oh good, fanart where the character is turned into a fatty. This definitely isn't incredibly common and weird. Providing for us today is slop-dishing artist EvilEyeXYZ.


It's better than the usual fare - there's some genuine talent beneath all that lard and shiny filter - but this image is lopsided as all hell and try to imagine poor Stocking's head if she shaved off her hair. Yikes.

Believe it or not this is actually a commission - someone paid real money to see an anime character drawn fat and shiny.

I swear to god, give it another couple of years and we'll be harvesting lonely shut-ins and furries for gold like masturbating bank vaults. Just you wait.

"shower" by Nebelstern

It's always nice when specialised porn tries to appeal to a wide variety of audiences. This piece by artist Nebelstern, applies to both pedophiles and inhumanly-large-titty-fetishists! Good job!


Look at that poor, sad creature. "Help me," she cries, "I have the body of a child, the tits of a giant and the snout of a pig. Please end my suffering." She certainly looks unhappy, anyway. That or frightened.

Considering the audience this is aiming for I'd be frightened too.

"Sass" by Dixie-Emo

I feel unwell all of a sudden. It may have been the late lunch I had... or the hot chocolate... or it might be the creepy dog man hovering over me, shirtless, gnawing off one of his own fingers.


You've really got to see this one in close-up to appreciate the true horrors; the way he's biting down just a bit too hard on his finger, the way his body shrinks into a withered husk the further down you look... the way he's clutching determinedly onto the crotch of his shiny purple pants...


What the hell is that? Is he holding an Easter egg there? Buddy, your genitals should not look like that, even if you are a creepy goblin dog man.

"Writers Block page 7" by midnighteevee13

In this next piece, artist midnighteevee13 goes on an emotional and spiritual journey into what it truly means to be the author and creator of a comic on the internet.

Miss, are you sure you're ready to be starting your own comic? Your grasp of the human form seems tentative at most. Look at those huge rubbery arms - if she clasped her fingers together she could use them as a catapult to siege forts.

Speaking of the lady herself, check out that thought pattern there. I've been trying for a couple of minutes to guess what happened in the last page without looking, but I have literally no idea. Something about a trip to IKEA, and not wanting to go?

Why wouldn't you want to go to IKEA? The place is a blast!

"Cristo Risorto" by ichabodexquis

I see bubbles, lots of bubbles, so shiney and bright!
And I see troubles for any man who isn't bubbles tonight...

More bubble muscles again it seems. Is it jut me or does this creature have two layers of pectorals above his rippling belly?

Why is there an old woman’s head stuck on top of this edifice?

"Arabian Sonic Girls" by DarkArtistKaiser

The artist's comment for this piece begins with the words "Oooooooh god where to start..." and I honestly couldn't agree more with artist DarkArtistKaiser. Where on earth DO I start with this.


It would be difficult to find a worse example of animal heads on human bodies than this (without checking FurAffinity, anyway). Look at those long, stringy necks. This is horrid. I am repulsed by these creatures.

If I met an actual woman shaped like this I would scream. They all look like they've been stretched in unnatural ways. It's haunting.

The artist's comment for this piece reveals that it's actually a gift piece for a friend, but there is also a bit of passive-aggressiveness thrown in for fun. "I just had so little motivation to really get it done," DarkArtistKaiser says, "I mean yeah, a belly dancer Rouge, who wouldn't want that? I got EmperorNorton2s part of the trade, which was Rouge stuffing herself for 3 comics. Which was fine...just fine. I didn't ask for a stuffing comic, I asked for a vore comic. Somewhere along the lines he got that mixed up. Somehow. I don't even know when I kept reminding him just to make sure."

Shame on you, EmperorNorton2! Kaiser wanted VORE, not STUFFING! What an amateur mistake!!

"Dragon muscles" by Spere94

We've featured a good few tits on this blog so far - now I think it's time we had a little something for the ladies. Providing the man-beef today is artist Spere94.


Damn, son, that's one muscular dragon. Look at all those lumps. Fortunately he's wearing a tasteful silver pouch so we don't get a face-full of dragon-shlong - though considering the amount of steroids this guy must be on I doubt it'd be too scary.

I wonder if he goes to a dragon-gym or if he just works out in his own cave; weight-lifting treasure chests n' shit. Maybe he beefed up because knights kept kicking his ass and his friends at the dragon-bar made fun of him. You show 'em, muscle-dragon!

"A09" by greenbrush

This is probably the most terrified I've been in a good month or so. Today the honour of creeping me out goes to fully-deserving artist greenbrush.


What is this and why is it happening. What is this and why is it happening. What is this and why is it happening?

This is upsetting.

"Starlinnah" by grumpygrimone

Today's fetish-fuelled journey into the land of the surreal comes courtesy of artist grumpygrimone and apparently concerns "Starlinnah", a member of the "baloonian" race.


That "baloonian" remark isn't a quip about the giant tits - the artist's comment on this piece actually goes into two paragraphs of detail about this fictional race of big-bosomed cartoon alien women. It doesn't really specify if every baloonian is shrink-wrapped in plastic as Star seems to be, though it does mention that "with the telekinesis she can move objects with great force or a minor nudge". She probably uses it to keep those ginormous knockers from dragging along the ground like an ape's knuckles.

Look at that muscle structure. Just look at it. I have no idea what is going on with this body. Star seems to have used her powers to move all of the fat in her body to her breasts, thighs and lips - unfortunately it's left the rest of her as a shrivelled husk. (Except her shoulders, which look kinda like two big blue zits and I'm just pawing desperately at the screen trying to pop them.)

Fun fact: the background image used in this piece is the first thing that comes up if you google image search "red balloons". Try it at home! Amuse your friends! It's magic!

"Midnight Chibi" by Rosethethief

Wow, just wow. I am speechless.

Who'd have thought a unicorn could store enough bricks in its head to rebuild the great walls of Babylon?


The skull is obviously made from some kind of semi-plastic composite in order to allow the various orifices to move from their correct positions to allow for the payload to be carried in the head.

I am not sure such a creature would have good stability when in traction due to the high, off-centre position of the cargo bay/head. Perhaps those mysterious growths protruding from the back are there as counterweights?

This is a horrible creature and I feel its pain.