"ANTHRO KimmyKat Matryoshka" by xxMidnightTigerxx

Our latest piece is by artist xxMidnightTigerxx, and apparently features a character named Kimmy.

I'LL BITE OFF YOUR COCK

Holy shit. Well. I mean, let's be honest - that's the face of a rapist right there. Two of them, in fact, if you notice the creepy look the hood of her jacket is giving to you.

It's difficult to get along to subjects like the oversized head or invisible hands or muscular neck because every time I catch the gaze of those eyes I freeze like a deer on a highway. Jesus, I need to go and lie down.

"Sass" by Dixie-Emo

I feel unwell all of a sudden. It may have been the late lunch I had... or the hot chocolate... or it might be the creepy dog man hovering over me, shirtless, gnawing off one of his own fingers.


You've really got to see this one in close-up to appreciate the true horrors; the way he's biting down just a bit too hard on his finger, the way his body shrinks into a withered husk the further down you look... the way he's clutching determinedly onto the crotch of his shiny purple pants...


What the hell is that? Is he holding an Easter egg there? Buddy, your genitals should not look like that, even if you are a creepy goblin dog man.

"Don'tcha wanna squeeze'im?" by draysonite

October really does seem to be bringing out the more haunting of the DeviantArt beasties, an example of which we can see in this next piece by artist draysonite.


Some sort of fiendish transformation seems to be happening here. A wizard has cursed this poor boy to live out the rest of his days as a teddy-bear amputee. Or maybe this is a college prank?

"Hey Tom," says Hank, "you know our amputee roomate, Bill? I have a great idea for a prank. What if one day we stick some ears and face-paint on him and make him think he's transformed into a creepy man-bear?"

Though the weirdest - THE weirdest thing about this situation is the artist's comment. It ignores the picture altogether, choosing instead to give students advice on time management.

"Adjusting to dormitory life can be difficult," it reads, "The newly discovered freedoms are wondrous indeed. Watch what you want t," o watch. Hang out with whomever you wish to hang out with. And how wonderful to not be yelled at if you don't get out of bed on time.

BUT

With that freedom comes a sort of lonely responsibility. You are now in charge of getting yourself up. You're supposed to monitor your leisure time. And you're not supposed to hang out with just anyone. People can bring you down, you know, bad influences and all that.

SO

Let this be a word of warning. Skipping classes to sleep in because you and your friends feel more comfortable being night-owls is bound to be detrimental. Trust me, this is for your own good.

And, in the future, if you avoid signing up for classes that happen before noon this wouldn't even be an issue."

Are you guys feeling uneasy too?

"A09" by greenbrush

This is probably the most terrified I've been in a good month or so. Today the honour of creeping me out goes to fully-deserving artist greenbrush.


What is this and why is it happening. What is this and why is it happening. What is this and why is it happening?

This is upsetting.

"hunting season" by Geeky-Me

Halloween's coming up soon, isn't it? I guess we should start getting into the spirit by showing you some creepy shit. Fortunately there are artists on DeviantArt always willing to provide nightmare fuel, and today's giver is artist Geeky-Me.


There's no real explanation in the artist's comment for this one - just the words "hunting season" with no punctuation or anything. As an educated guess I'd say we're meant to think that the cat-goblin is the one hunting the dead-eyed porcelain corpse, but I really don't know. Maybe the haunted child is just playing innocent before it spins its head around and unleases a shriek high-pitched and powerful enough to shatter the scary cat's organs into gooey pieces.

That cat has the face of a rapist who has never been brought to justice. Look at the menevolent delight in his eyes. Can you imagine having that fucking thing somewhere in your house? You'd wake up to find it towering over you, mid-way through the act of coaxing a spider out of a matchbox and into your mouth.

Creepy.

"SonAmy- The End Sonadow" by art-is-my-life-98

HOLY SHIT


I mean... that's... nice.

What the hell would you say if you found out your kid drew this. "Hey sweetie what are you drawing? Oh, a cute little hedgehog from a videogame you like? And she's committed suicide because the hedgehog boy she likes doesn't like her back? That's..."

Honestly the fact that someone drew this is creepier than the image itself. How do you come to the conclusion that the best way to spend half an hour is to draw a Sonic the Hedgehog character committing spontaneous suicide? Just play a videogame or something buddy!

Preferrably not a Sonic one.

"Edward Elric" by darkegle

Aaaaaaagggghhhhh! Aaaaagggggghhhuuuuuuuuu!

I guess the artist is going for an in-your-face style... or they just didn't have a scanner and felt a camera would be good enough. I mean hey, they both do the same thing right? Make IRL got to the computer.

From the artists comment I guess they really like Ed. But perhaps not enough to have maintained the paper in a somewhat un-crumpled state.

This really does look like it is the final thing one would see before being violently raped to death by whatever vile creatures the apprentice alchemist has summoned forth to assist in his horrible escapades.

Devastating.