"VOCALOID LOVE" by SPICE-EMPEROR

Hey who feels like venting out their loneliness by drawing themselves in a cute situation with an imaginary anime girlfriend? Everyone sniff back those tears and prepare for our next piece by artist SPICE-EMPEROR.


I don't know about you, but this reeks of 'I traced that shit' to me. I don't really feel like googling "Miku with no pants looking frightened" though. I'll leave that to other aspiring internet detectives.

The artist's comment for this piece admirably admits "I make Miku a bit punkish..gothish..scene..ish? Because I love those types of girls, and they aren't really well presented in..anything >:I and if they are they're always HxC BR00TAL type girls or like..ultra feminists or something..crazy I guess D: < IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A CUTE GOTH GIRL WHO'S KINDA QUIRKY AND SWEET AND NOT ALL HxC?!"

I love that attitude. "Yeah I changed the character into what I personally find more attractive. What do you mean it's not the same character anymore? It's hotter now! Mmmmm goth girls"

"Stocking" by EvilEyeXYZ

Oh good, fanart where the character is turned into a fatty. This definitely isn't incredibly common and weird. Providing for us today is slop-dishing artist EvilEyeXYZ.


It's better than the usual fare - there's some genuine talent beneath all that lard and shiny filter - but this image is lopsided as all hell and try to imagine poor Stocking's head if she shaved off her hair. Yikes.

Believe it or not this is actually a commission - someone paid real money to see an anime character drawn fat and shiny.

I swear to god, give it another couple of years and we'll be harvesting lonely shut-ins and furries for gold like masturbating bank vaults. Just you wait.

"WoDo: Chapter Three Page 1" by Pineapplelicious

It's comics time! Big thanks to today's artist Pineapplelicious, who sounds delicious.


Today Link is hanging out with a naked anime. I'm not sure why. I'm pretty sure I've never seen her in any of the games, unless it's Zelda and she decided she needed to appeal more to anime-loving western children.

That doesn't explain why she's naked though, or why nobody seems phased by it until the fish with racial stereotype lips points it out. I'm just confused overall, really.

"Arabian Sonic Girls" by DarkArtistKaiser

The artist's comment for this piece begins with the words "Oooooooh god where to start..." and I honestly couldn't agree more with artist DarkArtistKaiser. Where on earth DO I start with this.


It would be difficult to find a worse example of animal heads on human bodies than this (without checking FurAffinity, anyway). Look at those long, stringy necks. This is horrid. I am repulsed by these creatures.

If I met an actual woman shaped like this I would scream. They all look like they've been stretched in unnatural ways. It's haunting.

The artist's comment for this piece reveals that it's actually a gift piece for a friend, but there is also a bit of passive-aggressiveness thrown in for fun. "I just had so little motivation to really get it done," DarkArtistKaiser says, "I mean yeah, a belly dancer Rouge, who wouldn't want that? I got EmperorNorton2s part of the trade, which was Rouge stuffing herself for 3 comics. Which was fine...just fine. I didn't ask for a stuffing comic, I asked for a vore comic. Somewhere along the lines he got that mixed up. Somehow. I don't even know when I kept reminding him just to make sure."

Shame on you, EmperorNorton2! Kaiser wanted VORE, not STUFFING! What an amateur mistake!!

"HAUNTHAUNTHAUNT" by llamallama1414

Oh boy, more fetish art of captive cartoon people! This is becoming alarmingly regular. Today's charitable artist is llamallama1414.


I'm sure every single one of us has a different idea of why this image is creepy. For you, is it the Pokemon gloatingly holding up the girl's shorts? Or is it the other ghost that seems to be reaching for her ass with a glowing arm? Is it the look of sadness on the girl's face?

For me, I think it's the fact that this character is actually 10 years old. Look it up - her name's May and she's from the Pokemon series. I hope you feel your skin crawl like mine did.

"Happy Birthday Stacy" by orange42

Our next piece is titled Happy Birthday Stacy by artist orange42. It appears to be a birthday gift for the artist's friend, featuring Star Trek villain Khan Noonien Singh in a rather... compromising position.


It's difficult to say something about this that isn't already apparent. That's just the sort of image it is - it's right there. In your face. Khan naked, tied up and censored by a big cartoon bow.

Let's try to look at the smaller details that aren't anything to do with Khan's genital region. Like how the artist has tastefully hidden the feet in piles of ripped paper to avoid drawing them. How is that bow attached anyway? It doesn't look like there's actually anything behind it. Perhaps Khan's genitalia is, in fact, a bow? I'm losing it now.

As a side note, this image was posted to the #LegionofKhan club on DA, who apparently grade their members on a five-point scale of how dedicated they are to their bow-penised overlord. It goes as thus;

The only prerequisite to joining LegionOfKhan is that you add to your signiture, "I am a level(insert # here)Khan fangirl. What level are you?" with a subsequent link to this page. Don't know what the levels are?

1. He's pretty cool! I like him!
2. Damn! Khan kicks @$$!
3. Khan is so F**king metal!
4. Khan is so cool and sexy!
5. PLZ RAEP ME KHAN

I haven't quite decided what number I am yet. Hopefully there's a personality quiz on the internet somewhere that can tell me.