"Fart while u laugh at me ladie" by derekje84

There are some very specific fetishes out there in the world of the internet. Some very odd and specific fetishes. Today's example is artist derekje84.


The artist's comment reads "Please save and share this ladies. Enjoy laughing at me. Burden me with ur asses while u laugh at me. Please follow me on twitter"

Burden me with your asses? That's a really obtuse way of saying "I want girls to fart while they laugh at my naked body" Is this even a genuine fetish because I am suspicious that this guy just might be crazy.

"Mee" by sephyma-jones

We're back! Did you miss us? Kiss kiss!


The artist's comment for this piece says it's a photo intended to be used as their online ID, and finishes with a little embarrassed anime face. Oh, you cutie! I'm totally not cowering away from your giant dry cracked lips and horrible untidy room! (I am)

"music is my life" by Mirppe

We haven't really been appealing much to the gay werewolf demographic recently, so I am legally obliged to share the following piece by artist Mirppe.


"The most beautiful thing in my life is Music. ." Really? The most beautiful thing? Someone sure needs a girlfriend. Or boyfriend, judging by that haircut. Thanks for adding the iPod logo too - this image wasn't quite shallow enough without it.

Here's a fun game to play with this image - measure the size of the dog's head with your thumb and forefinger, then move your hand down and compare it to the size of his SUPER MUSCULAR waist. That's one top-heavy canine right there.

"Playday with the "X" 5" by Mzdish

It's about time we showed another photograph. This time our budding artist is DeviantArt user Mzdish. Round of applause, please.


Admittedly I first thought this might be a troll-post, so I checked the gallery of Mzdish... but nope, it's the real deal. This is... they wanted people to see this.

They thought people should see this.

I'm frightened.

"VOCALOID LOVE" by SPICE-EMPEROR

Hey who feels like venting out their loneliness by drawing themselves in a cute situation with an imaginary anime girlfriend? Everyone sniff back those tears and prepare for our next piece by artist SPICE-EMPEROR.


I don't know about you, but this reeks of 'I traced that shit' to me. I don't really feel like googling "Miku with no pants looking frightened" though. I'll leave that to other aspiring internet detectives.

The artist's comment for this piece admirably admits "I make Miku a bit punkish..gothish..scene..ish? Because I love those types of girls, and they aren't really well presented in..anything >:I and if they are they're always HxC BR00TAL type girls or like..ultra feminists or something..crazy I guess D: < IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A CUTE GOTH GIRL WHO'S KINDA QUIRKY AND SWEET AND NOT ALL HxC?!"

I love that attitude. "Yeah I changed the character into what I personally find more attractive. What do you mean it's not the same character anymore? It's hotter now! Mmmmm goth girls"

"my swagga sagg 3" by VonteSS

DEVIANTART. ART SITE. FOR ART.


OH SHIT THIS IS ARTY AS ALL FUCK no wait it's just your underwear peeking over your jeans and your messy-ass room behind it. Nice.

"which hat?" by arancarr-itari

Do you have difficulty making incredibly small decisions? Do you have no friends you could call or text to ask for opinions? Do you rarely go outside? Arancarr-itari has these problems, and they've enlisted DeviantArt's help!


The artist's comment reads "HELP MY TWO FAVORITE HATS OF ALL TIME AND I CAN'T DEICED" Really? ....Really?

You can't decide which ugly hat to wear around your house today? Are you sure you're not just desperately lonely and had nobody to show your hats to? It's ok to admit you're an attention-whore, arancarr. The first step to overcoming a problem is to realise you have it.

"CAT BOY WHITE VARIANT" by DUSKtheIMPALER

Oh goodness, just look at you, DUSKtheIMPALER.


We've gotta make a list for this shit, this is just too much.

• Kitty hat
• Katana
• Wall scroll
• Naruto poster
• Millions of volumes of anime

Shit, it's like I'm really in Japan here bro! Do you eat ramen for breakfast using pocky as chopsticks? Kawaii!! ^_^

"I MIGHT LEAVE DA" by KoopalingKool-Aid

ACTION STATIONS EVERYONE! SET OFF THE SIRENS! ARTIST KoopalingKool-Aid HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT! THAT'S RIGHT - THEY'RE THINKING OF LEAVING DEVIANTART!


Bright orange on light purple is not kind on the eyes, KoopalingKool-Aid. Reading this was difficult. To sum it up for those of you who have regular human eyes, this artist has been arguing with another member of DeviantArt and has decided it would be best if they were to leave.

They go about this decision incredibly classily, mentioning no less than three times that nobody will miss them and that they have no friends. They then dismount on a high note by calling everyone jerks. 10/10!

Bonus points, also, for the fact that every face in this comic is copy-pasted from internet smileys that were not made by the artist. I guess emotions are hard to convey so it's easier to just copy other people's. The other artists were probably jerks and didn't like you anyway! OH GOD PLEASE MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE D:

"my first comic" by aelitalover25705

So, you just started your DeviantArt career. Everyone is new and the atmosphere is daunting. What's a good way to introduce yourself? Today we find out, with the help of artist aelitalover25705.


This guy's emotions are jumping all over the place.

1. First a friendly greeting
2. Roaring and raging lest we think he is female
3. Grumbling at us not to tell him his comic is terrible because he knows
4. And finally, confessing love and adoration to a fellow DeviantArt member

I never get why they do that whole "don't tell me it sucks 'cause I know" thing. You put it on the internet to see what I think of it, right? Either ask for my opinion or don't, motherfucker!

If you want to be told your pictures are lovely all the time show them to your dang mum, not DeviantArt.

"b r o k e n" by Magical-Soul

It's time we got a bit deep and angsty all up in this shit. Let's watch a Sonic the Hedgehog fan-character take a shower.


The artist's comment on this piece is a bit of an emotional journey. Artist Magical-Soul has a nice conversation with her fictional hedgehog-friend which goes as such;

lilly: i know it will be ok
me: good cause life is too short to be too sad
lilly: yeah i know ..
me: all will be okay
lilly: i also had a big feeling that zero would do that to me..
me: i know same here cause he wasnt around u much anymore.. the idot how could he cheat on u..
lilly: after i gave him a second chance and he messed up but time!! ..
me: lets not think about it sweetie.
lilly: *hugs her creator*

Passive-aggressively bitching about your ex-boyfriend through the medium of an imaginary conversation with a talking hedgehog? That's DeviantArt!

"My first prepared meal" by darkythestrange

Welcome to cooking class kids. Shit, did I say cooking class? I meant DeviantArt. Welcome to DeviantArt, kids. Your head chef today is darkythestrange.


The artist's comment reads "It's my first time that I cooked seriously. It's a salad cupcakes with creamed eggplant and pine nuts...I can say that the taste was good. the presentation is horrible..."

I don't really get why you'd put this internet. I mean, they even say that the presentation is balls so they know it looks horrible, so why? It's not like I'll be able to taste it if I lick the screen. Maybe they were just really REALLY proud of having actually cooked something

"Shit, I did something I never did before! I gotta take a picture and show DeviantArt!"

If you are actually interested in cooking I know a couple of students who run a blog called DELICIOUS TASTY, where they share recipes for cooking on a budget. Check 'em out!

Though, for the record, I didn't feature this just to be an advert-whore for my friends. That food genuinely looks fucking horrible.

"Klick me need Help" by LucyVanSoluna

You sure do need help, LucyVanSoluna. You sure do.


I know that elaborate looping handwriting is difficult to read, so I'll try to sum up the gist of this piece. The artist is asking for advice as to whether or not Shadow the Hedgehog (from SEGA's Sonic the Hedgehog franchise) should have more children with the artist's own fictional hedgehog named Jamie. (They've apparently already popped two sprogs called Zack and Lucy.)

The reader is asked to not only suggest a number of little hedgehog babies, but also come up with names and maybe even design the little fuckers. The artist's comment on this piece is simply "I really need your help please comment :("

What the hell is this. Are people too lazy to come up with their own fan-characters now? It's not even a competition, this is just begging. Begging for hedgehogs, of all things. If you're gonna beg at least make it worthwhile.

"Hey guys I totally need your help! I need a hundred dollars to buy a new baby for Sonic and Jamie. Please send your generous donations straight to my paypal account. I really need your help, please pay! :("