Time for a bullet-point list, I feel.
- Cat ears
- Obsessing over cookies
- Nom nom nom sound effect
- T-shirt claiming to be a 'cookie maniac'
- Wearing a spiked collar despite not being a doberman
Showing posts with label kawaii. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kawaii. Show all posts
Tuesday, 2 November 2010
"Cookies nomnomnom" by NishiChan
It's about time we made fun of a western kid badly imitating anime and manga drawing style, isn't it? Our sporting contestant today is artist NishiChan.
Time for a bullet-point list, I feel.
Time for a bullet-point list, I feel.
Saturday, 23 October 2010
"ArchibkuroXTaeyddi Very Much" by TheGreedGirl
Holy shit you guys! I just learned how to use the airbrush tool! I need to use this thing as much as possible so I can become the airbrush master!
Shit, now I've overdone it and everyone looks like creepy glass statues. That was not my original intention! Oh well, I guess I'll stick it on DeviantArt.
This image is horrible, I don't care who argues. God could try to defend this shit and I would disagree. I can barely tell what the fuck is going on through all the white, it's like two otters covered themselves in paint and then rolled in cocaine.
Shit, now I've overdone it and everyone looks like creepy glass statues. That was not my original intention! Oh well, I guess I'll stick it on DeviantArt.
This image is horrible, I don't care who argues. God could try to defend this shit and I would disagree. I can barely tell what the fuck is going on through all the white, it's like two otters covered themselves in paint and then rolled in cocaine.
Sunday, 17 October 2010
"Hazuki" by xXUnknownXKittenXx
Japanese kawiiii anime imitation bullshit doesn't fly with me, and here we have a great pre-Wright Brothers example.
So they tried to combine all the formula ingredients- big eyes, overly shiney hair, slight animal characteristics and thought the best way to make the impact more... impacty (?) was to draw the whole thing out in thick blue lines in MS Paint before putting it somewhere where a gradient too, exists. But not before saving it in a lovely image compression format, probably a jpeg. See the nicke, white jaggies round the lines? Good.
Why are there giant eyes behind its head?
Why is one eye trapped in some kind of cage?
Has the other been gouged out?
Background?
So they tried to combine all the formula ingredients- big eyes, overly shiney hair, slight animal characteristics and thought the best way to make the impact more... impacty (?) was to draw the whole thing out in thick blue lines in MS Paint before putting it somewhere where a gradient too, exists. But not before saving it in a lovely image compression format, probably a jpeg. See the nicke, white jaggies round the lines? Good.
Why are there giant eyes behind its head?
Why is one eye trapped in some kind of cage?
Has the other been gouged out?
Background?
Friday, 15 October 2010
"CAT BOY WHITE VARIANT" by DUSKtheIMPALER
Oh goodness, just look at you, DUSKtheIMPALER.
We've gotta make a list for this shit, this is just too much.
We've gotta make a list for this shit, this is just too much.
- Kitty hat
- Katana
- Wall scroll
- Naruto poster
- Millions of volumes of anime
Tuesday, 12 October 2010
"WoDo: Chapter Three Page 1" by Pineapplelicious
It's comics time! Big thanks to today's artist Pineapplelicious, who sounds delicious.
Today Link is hanging out with a naked anime. I'm not sure why. I'm pretty sure I've never seen her in any of the games, unless it's Zelda and she decided she needed to appeal more to anime-loving western children.
That doesn't explain why she's naked though, or why nobody seems phased by it until the fish with racial stereotype lips points it out. I'm just confused overall, really.
Today Link is hanging out with a naked anime. I'm not sure why. I'm pretty sure I've never seen her in any of the games, unless it's Zelda and she decided she needed to appeal more to anime-loving western children.
That doesn't explain why she's naked though, or why nobody seems phased by it until the fish with racial stereotype lips points it out. I'm just confused overall, really.
Sunday, 10 October 2010
"Elizabeth'sNightmare3 page74" by KirbyDrawer
What better time is there than Halloween month for us to feature a comic about Nightmare on Elm street's Freddy Krueger? Coming at us straight from the pen hand of artist KirbyDrawer!
Freddie's looking pretty fucking kawaii there, I gotta say. I'm not used to seeing the guy with such... big, shiny eyes. I'm also unable to overlook that this artist seems to think that burns can be substituted with big stripy patches.
In this dramatic scene a man with a dog nose watches on as Freddie forces a lady to tell him that she loves him and wants to marry him. I didn't really see Freddie as a marriage kind of guy but I guess turning into an anime changes all of us.
Freddie's looking pretty fucking kawaii there, I gotta say. I'm not used to seeing the guy with such... big, shiny eyes. I'm also unable to overlook that this artist seems to think that burns can be substituted with big stripy patches.
In this dramatic scene a man with a dog nose watches on as Freddie forces a lady to tell him that she loves him and wants to marry him. I didn't really see Freddie as a marriage kind of guy but I guess turning into an anime changes all of us.
"Salary Man Cat PAGE1 CHP1" by ClockworkKefferson
War is hell.
War really needs to be more adorable. What if, instead of guns shooting bullets, they shot feathers that brush against the enemy's neck and tickle them? That'd be kawaii as fuck! Well, something else that is kawaii as fuck is today's piece by artist ClockworkKefferson.
If there was a checklist of "things lazy Japan-obsessed teenagers put in their comics" this comic would score pretty high on it, I'll betcha. Just take a look at this shit. It's so formulaic I'm gonna bullet-point it.
War really needs to be more adorable. What if, instead of guns shooting bullets, they shot feathers that brush against the enemy's neck and tickle them? That'd be kawaii as fuck! Well, something else that is kawaii as fuck is today's piece by artist ClockworkKefferson.
If there was a checklist of "things lazy Japan-obsessed teenagers put in their comics" this comic would score pretty high on it, I'll betcha. Just take a look at this shit. It's so formulaic I'm gonna bullet-point it.
- Bomb developed by Russians is called NEKO bomb
- Russians use NEKO bomb on Tokyo, it makes a giant mushroom cloud that goes NYAANN~ like the kitties in the animes do
- Everyone turns into square-headed cats
- Focus of the comic is anime people with cat ears
Monday, 4 October 2010
"BABY" by JiniChu
Our final piece for today is the adorably titled BABY by artist JiniChu.
This poor little fella looks confused. "Why do I have a female bone structure?" he asks, "is it to make me more kawaii uguu?" I couldn't tell ya, little guy.
I wonder what JiniChu was going for with the pose on this one. Innocent? Cute? Sexy? His shiny thighs are together in your stereotypical anime schoolgirl pose, but he's pulling out the legs of his shorts as if to disperse the smell of an enormous fart he just let rip.
BONUS FRIGHTENING ZOOM
Looks like the smell's about to knock him out.
This poor little fella looks confused. "Why do I have a female bone structure?" he asks, "is it to make me more kawaii uguu?" I couldn't tell ya, little guy.I wonder what JiniChu was going for with the pose on this one. Innocent? Cute? Sexy? His shiny thighs are together in your stereotypical anime schoolgirl pose, but he's pulling out the legs of his shorts as if to disperse the smell of an enormous fart he just let rip.
BONUS FRIGHTENING ZOOM
Looks like the smell's about to knock him out.
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