"adoptable +Candy+" by xXVanillaVodkaXx

Adoptable characters seem to be big business nowadays. Internet artists doodle up a bunch of multicoloured wolves or Sonics or Renamons, and people who want to be friends with the artist pay them real money for the right to say that one of the little rainbow Sonics/Renamons/wolves is their own. It's a crazy phenomenon, and providing an example of it today is artist xXVanillaVodkaXx.

That's right, for money dollars you could own your very own scantily-clad, bow-legged Sonic-slut. Complete with partially-visible-bikini-bottoms and three-foot-long eyelashes!

I'm not sure what's keeping those daisy dukes attached to her waist - it feels like this is a photo of the moment before they tumbled down to her ankles. Not to her feet, though. Those are hard to draw.

"Rose ate Star" by shadevore

It's been a while - there have been tears, laughs and lessons learned - and now it's time to make fun of more horrible internet art. God bless us, every one. Today's sacrifice to the altar is piece "Rose ate Star" by artist shadevore.


I wonder which parts of this image shadevore made! The background blends so well with the characters I'm inclined to believe this was all the work of one person, toiled over for hours under the light of the moon.

The expression that sun is making is similar to the one I made when I read the dialogue in this piece. "Why has green Renamon trapped that blue goth Knuckles in a purple sphere? She says it is her belly, but I do not believe her."

"Heriberto Banuelos" by Sonic432

Sonic fan-art getting too samey? Sick of everyone having the same little round body and rubbery arms and giant conjoined eyes? Artist Sonic432 has the answer for you!


Everything about this is a mess, from giant head to wrinkly arms. Look at those disgusting shoulders. What the hell is going on with that chest? And that's some nice effort spent on the background, too.

"Sue naga comic page 1" by SmexySue

So, we're all friends here right? How about we share a quick hit of some bizarrely-drawn wish-fulfilment porn? No? Come on guys, SmexySue has already drawn it!


I don't know what it is about vore-fetishists and nagas (half-snake people). They seem to show up an awful lot to monch people down. Maybe it's because it's an excuse for them to be able to swallow huge things, even though they don't have the skeletal structure of a snake so that wouldn't...

I'm overthinking. Three big-titted eye-burningly-brightly-coloured Sonics are chilling out at the beach and another, horribly-sunburnt snake-Sonic creeps towards them licking her lips. I'm glad there's no more. I can just pretend she wants to steal their picnic basket.

Look at those tits. Is she rubbing her hands together in fiendish delight or is she just trying to hold those fuckers up? The mind boggles.

"b r o k e n" by Magical-Soul

It's time we got a bit deep and angsty all up in this shit. Let's watch a Sonic the Hedgehog fan-character take a shower.


The artist's comment on this piece is a bit of an emotional journey. Artist Magical-Soul has a nice conversation with her fictional hedgehog-friend which goes as such;

lilly: i know it will be ok
me: good cause life is too short to be too sad
lilly: yeah i know ..
me: all will be okay
lilly: i also had a big feeling that zero would do that to me..
me: i know same here cause he wasnt around u much anymore.. the idot how could he cheat on u..
lilly: after i gave him a second chance and he messed up but time!! ..
me: lets not think about it sweetie.
lilly: *hugs her creator*

Passive-aggressively bitching about your ex-boyfriend through the medium of an imaginary conversation with a talking hedgehog? That's DeviantArt!

"WoDo: Chapter Three Page 1" by Pineapplelicious

It's comics time! Big thanks to today's artist Pineapplelicious, who sounds delicious.


Today Link is hanging out with a naked anime. I'm not sure why. I'm pretty sure I've never seen her in any of the games, unless it's Zelda and she decided she needed to appeal more to anime-loving western children.

That doesn't explain why she's naked though, or why nobody seems phased by it until the fish with racial stereotype lips points it out. I'm just confused overall, really.

"Elizabeth'sNightmare3 page74" by KirbyDrawer

What better time is there than Halloween month for us to feature a comic about Nightmare on Elm street's Freddy Krueger? Coming at us straight from the pen hand of artist KirbyDrawer!


Freddie's looking pretty fucking kawaii there, I gotta say. I'm not used to seeing the guy with such... big, shiny eyes. I'm also unable to overlook that this artist seems to think that burns can be substituted with big stripy patches.

In this dramatic scene a man with a dog nose watches on as Freddie forces a lady to tell him that she loves him and wants to marry him. I didn't really see Freddie as a marriage kind of guy but I guess turning into an anime changes all of us.

"My female characters" by MidtheChaosPrincess

You might think two Sonic-themed pieces in one day is a bit much, but you're gravely underestimating the amount of Sonic the Hedgehog fanart uploaded to DeviantArt daily. This piece is by artist MidtheChaosPrincess - and it's totally animated!

I hope you're as creeped out as I am. I wonder if SEGA knew that people would try to make their art style 'sexy' when they first designed Sonic. I should hope they'd have given him less of a terrifying face if they had.

According to the artist's comment these characters are meant to be all sorts of different animals, but as it scrolls through all I can identify them as is "a Sonic". That black one? That was a Sonic. That blue one was a Sonic. That brown one was a Sonic. That yellow one was a Tails.

Having this .gif playing in two tabs was really fucking with my browser so I moved to the profile of artist MidtheChaosPrincess. I should have been frustrated that she had the damn thing set as her profile image, but I was too distracted by her personal information.

"I love Sonic the Hedgehog and all the cute, hot, or Sexy guys from that series. I do not like Eggman, Vector, and Big (He is 100% idiot why did Sega come up with him!!! AHHHHHH! )
I also like most to all of the Sonic girls. Except the humans. I only like Maria Robotnik and Shara (She from Sonic and the Secret of the Rings.)
Shadow, Sonic, Silver, and Knuckles are so cute!!!(Also Tails and Manic!)
I also like some Sonic yaoi couples. Like Sonadow, Shadilver, Sonilver, Knuxonic, Knuxadow, etc. (EXCEPT SONICXEGGMAN, SONICXCHRIS AND ALL THE VERY CREEPY COUPLES.)
I also hate SonicXMario I mean WTF!!! (Not to say that to make anyone mad) but I would like to see those to fighting for the #1 gaming title then making out! XP"

This information has made my life richer.

"Klick me need Help" by LucyVanSoluna

You sure do need help, LucyVanSoluna. You sure do.


I know that elaborate looping handwriting is difficult to read, so I'll try to sum up the gist of this piece. The artist is asking for advice as to whether or not Shadow the Hedgehog (from SEGA's Sonic the Hedgehog franchise) should have more children with the artist's own fictional hedgehog named Jamie. (They've apparently already popped two sprogs called Zack and Lucy.)

The reader is asked to not only suggest a number of little hedgehog babies, but also come up with names and maybe even design the little fuckers. The artist's comment on this piece is simply "I really need your help please comment :("

What the hell is this. Are people too lazy to come up with their own fan-characters now? It's not even a competition, this is just begging. Begging for hedgehogs, of all things. If you're gonna beg at least make it worthwhile.

"Hey guys I totally need your help! I need a hundred dollars to buy a new baby for Sonic and Jamie. Please send your generous donations straight to my paypal account. I really need your help, please pay! :("

"CROOKED NINJA TURTLE iii" by tOkKa

There are two types of teenage mutant turtle in this world; the ninjas... and the gangstas.


Look at this blinged-up motherfucker. He don't need no necklace, he's just gone ahead and had a dollar sign applied straight onto his chest in the shiniest silver glitter-pen money can buy. Not only does he have TWO guns - count them! Two! - they're both BLING BLING GOLD BITCHES. See that pile of dirty leaves behind him? That used to be his dealer. Assholes better not be double-crossin' this turtle!

The amount of ghetto sass oozing from this character is almost charming enough to let me overlook the random smatterings of paint and glitter all over the place. Maybe it's an ironic statement - maybe he's all dolled up like a child's art project because it reminds him of his humble roots. Dollah can't change a turtle like this guy. This blood runs deep.