"Rose ate Star" by shadevore

It's been a while - there have been tears, laughs and lessons learned - and now it's time to make fun of more horrible internet art. God bless us, every one. Today's sacrifice to the altar is piece "Rose ate Star" by artist shadevore.


I wonder which parts of this image shadevore made! The background blends so well with the characters I'm inclined to believe this was all the work of one person, toiled over for hours under the light of the moon.

The expression that sun is making is similar to the one I made when I read the dialogue in this piece. "Why has green Renamon trapped that blue goth Knuckles in a purple sphere? She says it is her belly, but I do not believe her."

"ArchibkuroXTaeyddi Very Much" by TheGreedGirl

Holy shit you guys! I just learned how to use the airbrush tool! I need to use this thing as much as possible so I can become the airbrush master!


Shit, now I've overdone it and everyone looks like creepy glass statues. That was not my original intention! Oh well, I guess I'll stick it on DeviantArt.

This image is horrible, I don't care who argues. God could try to defend this shit and I would disagree. I can barely tell what the fuck is going on through all the white, it's like two otters covered themselves in paint and then rolled in cocaine.

"Heriberto Banuelos" by Sonic432

Sonic fan-art getting too samey? Sick of everyone having the same little round body and rubbery arms and giant conjoined eyes? Artist Sonic432 has the answer for you!


Everything about this is a mess, from giant head to wrinkly arms. Look at those disgusting shoulders. What the hell is going on with that chest? And that's some nice effort spent on the background, too.

"Toferette and the gloves 6" by ShineofRain

Ladies and gentlefolk it is time to get our rocks off to some absurd fetish porn. Artist ShineofRain kindly donates today's example!


God damn, that's some lazy MSPaint shit. What is it about having an obscure fetish that makes your standards of porn drop so dramatically? Sex is great but if someone presented me with a shitty MSPaint rendition of it and told me to whack off to it I'd tell them it just couldn't be done.

Anyway, this furry dog-woman seems to have inflated for some reason and that makes her talk like a twat. "I can't feel my feet nor the ground as well" she complains boredly. Then she falls over or something - purely a speculation, since I can see that lovingly added in sound effect there declaring FALLING NOISE.

Maybe next time ShineofRain should try making an UNINSTALLING MSPAINT noise.

"I MIGHT LEAVE DA" by KoopalingKool-Aid

ACTION STATIONS EVERYONE! SET OFF THE SIRENS! ARTIST KoopalingKool-Aid HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT! THAT'S RIGHT - THEY'RE THINKING OF LEAVING DEVIANTART!


Bright orange on light purple is not kind on the eyes, KoopalingKool-Aid. Reading this was difficult. To sum it up for those of you who have regular human eyes, this artist has been arguing with another member of DeviantArt and has decided it would be best if they were to leave.

They go about this decision incredibly classily, mentioning no less than three times that nobody will miss them and that they have no friends. They then dismount on a high note by calling everyone jerks. 10/10!

Bonus points, also, for the fact that every face in this comic is copy-pasted from internet smileys that were not made by the artist. I guess emotions are hard to convey so it's easier to just copy other people's. The other artists were probably jerks and didn't like you anyway! OH GOD PLEASE MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE D:

"Random Wolf Digi Art" by EdwardOokami

MSPaint is a powerful tool - a weapon that, in the wrong hands, could lead to disaster. Wielding it like a pro today is artist EdwardOokami.


Did I say pro?

It's worth mentioning that the artist didn't actually draw the wolf - it's been provided by a fellow DeviantArt member. EdwardOokami is responsible for the 'colouring in' - which means that basically this artist has applied the fill and spraycan tools to someone else's picture and decided it's a job well done.

Adorably, the artist's comment on this piece ends with "No stealing please.." Oh, EdwardOokami, you have nothing to fear. I'm pretty sure you'd have to pay someone actual money to get them to steal this work and claim it as their own.

"my first comic" by aelitalover25705

So, you just started your DeviantArt career. Everyone is new and the atmosphere is daunting. What's a good way to introduce yourself? Today we find out, with the help of artist aelitalover25705.


This guy's emotions are jumping all over the place.

1. First a friendly greeting
2. Roaring and raging lest we think he is female
3. Grumbling at us not to tell him his comic is terrible because he knows
4. And finally, confessing love and adoration to a fellow DeviantArt member

I never get why they do that whole "don't tell me it sucks 'cause I know" thing. You put it on the internet to see what I think of it, right? Either ask for my opinion or don't, motherfucker!

If you want to be told your pictures are lovely all the time show them to your dang mum, not DeviantArt.

"coro 1 page 12 part 2" by GDWeed

Today's daily dose of wolf comic comes direct from an inspirational tag-team of artist GDWeed and a copy of MSPaint.


There are two things I love about this comic strip - the first is the angry wolf face at the start. Look at that bad boy! It looks like someone cross-bred a cat with a velociraptor. That's 400 pixels of pure fucking fury coming right at you there, my friend. Are you ready for it?

The second thing I love about this is the dialogue. You look at any wolf comic on DeviantArt and you'll see how wordy these artists usually are - apparently wolves talk like drug-addled mystic prophets. Well not in this comic!

"What's going on?" asks an aqua wolf covered in worms. "Some bullshit!" another wolf replies. This is amazing. It's like the Lock Stock of wolf comics right here.

"BBS pg 10" by sonicthewerehog2000

Our final piece today is BBS pg 10 by artist sonicthewerehog2000. It appears to be one page in a running comic called "Blood of the Black Spirits", which is about wolves fighting.


Rather square-headed wolves, one has to admit. MSPaint has not been kind to these creatures.

The scene in this particular page is as confusing as it is dramatic; two wolves seem to be rolling around in a non-specific brown environment until one bites the other and feasts on the delicious raspberry sauce inside. A jumble of multicoloured faceless wolf-puppies seem to be present also, as well as a dead (or unconscious) grey wolf who is referred to as "Moonwish".

If one was to pick bones with this comic the naming process would definitely be something to bring attention to. Moonwish? Moondust? Apparently the baby wolves' names are just as majestic also. Blacksoul? Lightstep? It's like the artist thought up a lot of words that sounded vaguely magical and dramatic and slapped them together. You never find a comic where the wolves have normal names. Except Sawdust - that sounds less majestic and more like what you'd name a pet guinea pig.

In fact, while we're picking the bones apart like the pack of hungry multicoloured mspaint wolves we are, why does every single dramatic wolf comic have a showdown in a cave where the good wolf has to protect puppies from the bad wolf? It's like the wolf comic equivalent of a Wilhelm scream.