"Yonnie Bearwinkle" by jadelin526

Maw and claws is all I can see



And rainbow coloured leg warmers. Why isn't she a dog?
Because it is a cat girl

"Hazuki" by xXUnknownXKittenXx

Japanese kawiiii anime imitation bullshit doesn't fly with me, and here we have a great pre-Wright Brothers example.



So they tried to combine all the formula ingredients- big eyes, overly shiney hair, slight animal characteristics and thought the best way to make the impact more... impacty (?) was to draw the whole thing out in thick blue lines in MS Paint before putting it somewhere where a gradient too, exists. But not before saving it in a lovely image compression format, probably a jpeg. See the nicke, white jaggies round the lines? Good.

Why are there giant eyes behind its head?
Why is one eye trapped in some kind of cage?
Has the other been gouged out?
Background?

"My Black Dahlia" by Guilt-Na-Zan

Why do people love having abusive partners? Or at lest somewhat put them in the spotlight the whole time?

This artist really, really likes their gradiants.


This image is definitely a check-list production for the Emo catagory.
Beanie cap... check
Under eye black... check
Headphones... check
Song lyrics in comment... check
Crying blood... check check check.



Looks like a penis hanging from his eye...

"Cristo Risorto" by ichabodexquis

I see bubbles, lots of bubbles, so shiney and bright!
And I see troubles for any man who isn't bubbles tonight...

More bubble muscles again it seems. Is it jut me or does this creature have two layers of pectorals above his rippling belly?

Why is there an old woman’s head stuck on top of this edifice?

"Nyah is Satsuki" by MilkNeko

Yeah.... yeah.



Logged into DA today and just saw this. How horrible.
Some kind of lopsided, cat/fox/dog/something person/anime thing.
Why does it have a maggot for an eye?

"kicking the ball-commission" by black-midget

Commission? What? What!
Someone paid for this?



Ok, ok. I am not entirely sure where to start. The perspective appears to be selective. Or perhaps the CDs down there are actully floating as some kind of weird modern art type display. Perhaps it is a new kind of shelving from Ikea. WHO KNOWS.
These girls are apparently on the same team or something, I guess that is why they are in exactly the same outfits. And I also guess they artist can't draw hands. Substituting hands for shoes is perhaps one of the more creative ways I have seen of getting round the issue. Perhaps...

Why is the ball so 3D? Is it more real than everything else? Is this some kind of surreal cometary on the way that everyday life and everything around you is simply a shadow, a mere sketch of what it is and the only real thing in life is the ball, the ball we must all chase and ultimately loose when the mean kid kicks it over the fence of life? Maybe it is just a stock image.

The TV is made of cardboard and purple and makes me sad.

"Midnight Chibi" by Rosethethief

Wow, just wow. I am speechless.

Who'd have thought a unicorn could store enough bricks in its head to rebuild the great walls of Babylon?


The skull is obviously made from some kind of semi-plastic composite in order to allow the various orifices to move from their correct positions to allow for the payload to be carried in the head.

I am not sure such a creature would have good stability when in traction due to the high, off-centre position of the cargo bay/head. Perhaps those mysterious growths protruding from the back are there as counterweights?

This is a horrible creature and I feel its pain.

"Edward Elric" by darkegle

Aaaaaaagggghhhhh! Aaaaagggggghhhuuuuuuuuu!

I guess the artist is going for an in-your-face style... or they just didn't have a scanner and felt a camera would be good enough. I mean hey, they both do the same thing right? Make IRL got to the computer.

From the artists comment I guess they really like Ed. But perhaps not enough to have maintained the paper in a somewhat un-crumpled state.

This really does look like it is the final thing one would see before being violently raped to death by whatever vile creatures the apprentice alchemist has summoned forth to assist in his horrible escapades.

Devastating.

"Narutos Halloween" by Viperstrike13

Hello there.
It seems that for one young artist they could just not wait to get into the Halloween spirit of things with their favorite character; Naruto.


The amount of photoshop effects thrown at this masterpiece is quite frankly amazing. It's just a shame there was none to help fix perspective or... a lot of things to be honest.
There are many things that confront the viewer on this work of art, for starters, is the pumpkin flying due to magical nature of the disembodied head of the young ninja? And why is there a hole in the moon? Is this on some kind of parallel world where the moon was penetrated by a fleet of orange spheres, commanded by a giant-eyed head? You can tell he is the king as he has an inverted, translucent yellow crown :/

I can only imagine he looks as shocked as he does because due to the sudden lack of body or something, I don't know.
Why is the Awesome Face carved into the pumpkin spaceship? Some kind of ancient, intergalactic symbol of retards I guess.