"naughty bot" by Plesio-Guardian

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place, go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your door
Is the whole night what we've got in store?
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I jizz in my pants


I think that's what's happening, anyway. There's mysterious fluid leaking out from beneath this Transformer's rectangular crotch, but then that doesn't explain the odd tentacle wrapped around his hip. Dark forces are at work here. Dark, sodomising forces.

"VOCALOID LOVE" by SPICE-EMPEROR

Hey who feels like venting out their loneliness by drawing themselves in a cute situation with an imaginary anime girlfriend? Everyone sniff back those tears and prepare for our next piece by artist SPICE-EMPEROR.


I don't know about you, but this reeks of 'I traced that shit' to me. I don't really feel like googling "Miku with no pants looking frightened" though. I'll leave that to other aspiring internet detectives.

The artist's comment for this piece admirably admits "I make Miku a bit punkish..gothish..scene..ish? Because I love those types of girls, and they aren't really well presented in..anything >:I and if they are they're always HxC BR00TAL type girls or like..ultra feminists or something..crazy I guess D: < IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A CUTE GOTH GIRL WHO'S KINDA QUIRKY AND SWEET AND NOT ALL HxC?!"

I love that attitude. "Yeah I changed the character into what I personally find more attractive. What do you mean it's not the same character anymore? It's hotter now! Mmmmm goth girls"

"Heriberto Banuelos" by Sonic432

Sonic fan-art getting too samey? Sick of everyone having the same little round body and rubbery arms and giant conjoined eyes? Artist Sonic432 has the answer for you!


Everything about this is a mess, from giant head to wrinkly arms. Look at those disgusting shoulders. What the hell is going on with that chest? And that's some nice effort spent on the background, too.

"Stocking" by EvilEyeXYZ

Oh good, fanart where the character is turned into a fatty. This definitely isn't incredibly common and weird. Providing for us today is slop-dishing artist EvilEyeXYZ.


It's better than the usual fare - there's some genuine talent beneath all that lard and shiny filter - but this image is lopsided as all hell and try to imagine poor Stocking's head if she shaved off her hair. Yikes.

Believe it or not this is actually a commission - someone paid real money to see an anime character drawn fat and shiny.

I swear to god, give it another couple of years and we'll be harvesting lonely shut-ins and furries for gold like masturbating bank vaults. Just you wait.

"Zim Goes Draconic" by dragonfire1000

It seems to be a trend on DeviantArt to draw your favourite characters as one of several things;

• A Lion King lion
• A wolf
• A dragon
• An anime

Today we see that trend in action courtesy of artist dragonfire1000. I think they like dragons.


This is fanart at its most basic. "I like Invader Zim. I like dragons. The two have literally nothing in common, but I like them both, so let's throw them together!" It's the sort of fanart that baffles everyone except people with those two specific likes, and even some of them will think it's weird.

That being said, you could probably make a fun game out of thinking up two things you like and trying to incorporate them both into one drawing. Try it at home! Here are some examples to get you going;

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and cough medicine
• Pokemon and disabled access ramps
• Sonic the Hedgehog and non-consensual sexual intercourse

Fun for all the family.

"arcanine and vulpix page 2 CLR" by nexus196

Did someone here order the weird fetish special? Our esteemed chef nexusq196 has cooked up a real treat for you tonight.


Inflation truly is one of those things that you have to be really into to understand. I can't imagine the kind of psychology that would lead to you getting your jollies to a crayon-drawing of a Pokemon that looks like a balloon.

And I really mean balloon, too. Look at that poor, shiny beast. It seems that his little Vulpix friend not only filled him with air, but cast a magic spell to turn him into rubber. What a scamp!

"b r o k e n" by Magical-Soul

It's time we got a bit deep and angsty all up in this shit. Let's watch a Sonic the Hedgehog fan-character take a shower.


The artist's comment on this piece is a bit of an emotional journey. Artist Magical-Soul has a nice conversation with her fictional hedgehog-friend which goes as such;

lilly: i know it will be ok
me: good cause life is too short to be too sad
lilly: yeah i know ..
me: all will be okay
lilly: i also had a big feeling that zero would do that to me..
me: i know same here cause he wasnt around u much anymore.. the idot how could he cheat on u..
lilly: after i gave him a second chance and he messed up but time!! ..
me: lets not think about it sweetie.
lilly: *hugs her creator*

Passive-aggressively bitching about your ex-boyfriend through the medium of an imaginary conversation with a talking hedgehog? That's DeviantArt!

"Umbreon in Colors" by Lucario1759

Hello ladies, are you here for the gun show? Today's act is courtesy of artist Lucario1759.


That's one... big package, right there. Is it safe to assume that this fella has a balloon for a cock? His crotch is awfully bloated and shiny. Then again, the rest of him is pretty similar so maybe it's just a balloon suit with a tiny Pokemon sitting inside.

I can't stop staring at that tiny animal head on top of that huge probably-traced man body. It's like putting a tiny bunny head on a wrestler - it's crazy. Is this meant to be attractive?

I can understand this being made humorously but... seriously?

"WoDo: Chapter Three Page 1" by Pineapplelicious

It's comics time! Big thanks to today's artist Pineapplelicious, who sounds delicious.


Today Link is hanging out with a naked anime. I'm not sure why. I'm pretty sure I've never seen her in any of the games, unless it's Zelda and she decided she needed to appeal more to anime-loving western children.

That doesn't explain why she's naked though, or why nobody seems phased by it until the fish with racial stereotype lips points it out. I'm just confused overall, really.

"Arabian Sonic Girls" by DarkArtistKaiser

The artist's comment for this piece begins with the words "Oooooooh god where to start..." and I honestly couldn't agree more with artist DarkArtistKaiser. Where on earth DO I start with this.


It would be difficult to find a worse example of animal heads on human bodies than this (without checking FurAffinity, anyway). Look at those long, stringy necks. This is horrid. I am repulsed by these creatures.

If I met an actual woman shaped like this I would scream. They all look like they've been stretched in unnatural ways. It's haunting.

The artist's comment for this piece reveals that it's actually a gift piece for a friend, but there is also a bit of passive-aggressiveness thrown in for fun. "I just had so little motivation to really get it done," DarkArtistKaiser says, "I mean yeah, a belly dancer Rouge, who wouldn't want that? I got EmperorNorton2s part of the trade, which was Rouge stuffing herself for 3 comics. Which was fine...just fine. I didn't ask for a stuffing comic, I asked for a vore comic. Somewhere along the lines he got that mixed up. Somehow. I don't even know when I kept reminding him just to make sure."

Shame on you, EmperorNorton2! Kaiser wanted VORE, not STUFFING! What an amateur mistake!!

"XXI The World" by piggeye

Some art gets featured on this blog because it's terrible, some because it's funny, some because it's creepy... and some because it's just outright baffling. Today's master of the surreal is artist piggeye.


I get that this is meant to be a tarot card, but after that I have no idea. There's a Pikachu? And it has blue stripes, and tits? And it's wearing a scarf, and holding candles? I guess? And there's a lion, and a bull, and a bird, and a... thing?

Why does it have tits?

Why is it a Pikachu?!

"HAUNTHAUNTHAUNT" by llamallama1414

Oh boy, more fetish art of captive cartoon people! This is becoming alarmingly regular. Today's charitable artist is llamallama1414.


I'm sure every single one of us has a different idea of why this image is creepy. For you, is it the Pokemon gloatingly holding up the girl's shorts? Or is it the other ghost that seems to be reaching for her ass with a glowing arm? Is it the look of sadness on the girl's face?

For me, I think it's the fact that this character is actually 10 years old. Look it up - her name's May and she's from the Pokemon series. I hope you feel your skin crawl like mine did.

"Elizabeth'sNightmare3 page74" by KirbyDrawer

What better time is there than Halloween month for us to feature a comic about Nightmare on Elm street's Freddy Krueger? Coming at us straight from the pen hand of artist KirbyDrawer!


Freddie's looking pretty fucking kawaii there, I gotta say. I'm not used to seeing the guy with such... big, shiny eyes. I'm also unable to overlook that this artist seems to think that burns can be substituted with big stripy patches.

In this dramatic scene a man with a dog nose watches on as Freddie forces a lady to tell him that she loves him and wants to marry him. I didn't really see Freddie as a marriage kind of guy but I guess turning into an anime changes all of us.

"ShadAmy Ultimate: Page 1 ENG" by Amythehedgehog666

You might think it's difficult for a hedgehog to have a dramatic life, but you'd be surprised by this piece by artist Amythehedgehog666.


It seems to be the opening page to an up-and-coming Sonic the Hedgehog fan-comic. We see Shadow the Hedgehog in what I assume is a trendy wine bar, wearing a tasteful purple vinyl jacket. He's staring cross-eyed into his glass of 'Vine lol'. He then loses his virginity to a fairy prostitute.

Yes, the comic actually expressly states that Shadow loses his little hedgehog virginity to a slutty fairy woman. That's just a beautiful mental image, isn't it? I'm so glad I've been given this opportunity to imagine a miserable hedgehog fucking a fairy. Thank you, DeviantArt.

"Charmander Yaoi" by mysterythought

D'you know what DeviantArt needs more of? Gay Pokemon. The internet is running desperately low on images of Pokemon being sexually attracted to each other, I reckon. Thank Arceus that artist mysterythought is here to save the day.


The artist's comment reads "I was looking on Deviantart one day to find some Charmander yaoi (because I'm a freak) and I was disappointed that there wasn't much. I decided then to add a Charmander yaoi picture of my own." Well it's a miracle you're here to make up the numbers, mysterythought. I think we were all a little disappointed at the lack of homosexual baby lizards.

I'll be honest, that front guy really doesn't look like he's into this situation at all. Those are eyes of terror, my friend. Maybe since lizards lack mammaries, he'd thought the other Charmander was a lady-mander? Maybe there's a whole hilarious Pokemon sitcom moment unfolding around these guys. Unfortunately we'll never really know, because to us they are floating in a blank white void - possibly a psychological Silent-Hill-esque afterlife where the Charmander is forced to confront his fear of homosexuality for the rest of eternity.

"SonAmy- The End Sonadow" by art-is-my-life-98

HOLY SHIT


I mean... that's... nice.

What the hell would you say if you found out your kid drew this. "Hey sweetie what are you drawing? Oh, a cute little hedgehog from a videogame you like? And she's committed suicide because the hedgehog boy she likes doesn't like her back? That's..."

Honestly the fact that someone drew this is creepier than the image itself. How do you come to the conclusion that the best way to spend half an hour is to draw a Sonic the Hedgehog character committing spontaneous suicide? Just play a videogame or something buddy!

Preferrably not a Sonic one.

"Protected 3 Part 245" by RubyXRaven

Part 245? Really?


Oh lord that certainly is an anime face right there.

So the plot in this piece seems to be... an anime and a transformer stare at eachother for four panels, and then make out.

It's been a good few years since I watched the cartoon but aren't Transformers traditionally, uh... fucking massive? This anime girl must be the size of a damn skyscraper. Maybe Megatron fell for her because he was smitten by how she could knock down buildings with her enormous bubble-head.

"My female characters" by MidtheChaosPrincess

You might think two Sonic-themed pieces in one day is a bit much, but you're gravely underestimating the amount of Sonic the Hedgehog fanart uploaded to DeviantArt daily. This piece is by artist MidtheChaosPrincess - and it's totally animated!

I hope you're as creeped out as I am. I wonder if SEGA knew that people would try to make their art style 'sexy' when they first designed Sonic. I should hope they'd have given him less of a terrifying face if they had.

According to the artist's comment these characters are meant to be all sorts of different animals, but as it scrolls through all I can identify them as is "a Sonic". That black one? That was a Sonic. That blue one was a Sonic. That brown one was a Sonic. That yellow one was a Tails.

Having this .gif playing in two tabs was really fucking with my browser so I moved to the profile of artist MidtheChaosPrincess. I should have been frustrated that she had the damn thing set as her profile image, but I was too distracted by her personal information.

"I love Sonic the Hedgehog and all the cute, hot, or Sexy guys from that series. I do not like Eggman, Vector, and Big (He is 100% idiot why did Sega come up with him!!! AHHHHHH! )
I also like most to all of the Sonic girls. Except the humans. I only like Maria Robotnik and Shara (She from Sonic and the Secret of the Rings.)
Shadow, Sonic, Silver, and Knuckles are so cute!!!(Also Tails and Manic!)
I also like some Sonic yaoi couples. Like Sonadow, Shadilver, Sonilver, Knuxonic, Knuxadow, etc. (EXCEPT SONICXEGGMAN, SONICXCHRIS AND ALL THE VERY CREEPY COUPLES.)
I also hate SonicXMario I mean WTF!!! (Not to say that to make anyone mad) but I would like to see those to fighting for the #1 gaming title then making out! XP"

This information has made my life richer.

"Klick me need Help" by LucyVanSoluna

You sure do need help, LucyVanSoluna. You sure do.


I know that elaborate looping handwriting is difficult to read, so I'll try to sum up the gist of this piece. The artist is asking for advice as to whether or not Shadow the Hedgehog (from SEGA's Sonic the Hedgehog franchise) should have more children with the artist's own fictional hedgehog named Jamie. (They've apparently already popped two sprogs called Zack and Lucy.)

The reader is asked to not only suggest a number of little hedgehog babies, but also come up with names and maybe even design the little fuckers. The artist's comment on this piece is simply "I really need your help please comment :("

What the hell is this. Are people too lazy to come up with their own fan-characters now? It's not even a competition, this is just begging. Begging for hedgehogs, of all things. If you're gonna beg at least make it worthwhile.

"Hey guys I totally need your help! I need a hundred dollars to buy a new baby for Sonic and Jamie. Please send your generous donations straight to my paypal account. I really need your help, please pay! :("

"Time until escape - Who knows?" by Parasyte123

Boy, do you know what I could really go for right now? A terrified, captive woman. That's what I assume went through the head of Parasyte123 when he created this piece, anyway.


The artist's comment on this piece is "Finished Dead Rising 2 this weekend, and felt like taking a shot drawing the main two ladies from it, Stacey Forsythe and Rebecca Chang. How'd they end up like this? There's lots of captured damsels in the game (feels like nearly every psychopath has at least one hostage, sometimes more), so maybe they were captured by one of the many lunatics running around? Or perhaps Chuck Greene, hero of the story, figured this was the better way to keep them in the safe room (Rebecca's a reporter as stubborn and passionate about getting the story as Lois Lane, if that tells you anything)..."

Drawings like this always feel creepy to look at. A lot of ink and crayon has gone into depicting this situation. Parasyte123 has put thought into this. "The breasts should definitely go over the ropes," he has thought. "And they should definitely look uncomfortable."

Actually, that's not so far-fetched an assumption. This guy's gallery is almost exclusively made up of various female videogame, comic and anime characters tied up and at his mercy. The man clearly spends an awful lot of his time contemplating captive females. I'd rather not tread any further into that though.