Time for a bullet-point list, I feel.
- Cat ears
- Obsessing over cookies
- Nom nom nom sound effect
- T-shirt claiming to be a 'cookie maniac'
- Wearing a spiked collar despite not being a doberman
Showing posts with label anime. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anime. Show all posts
Tuesday, 2 November 2010
"Cookies nomnomnom" by NishiChan
It's about time we made fun of a western kid badly imitating anime and manga drawing style, isn't it? Our sporting contestant today is artist NishiChan.
Time for a bullet-point list, I feel.
Time for a bullet-point list, I feel.
Saturday, 23 October 2010
"Yonnie Bearwinkle" by jadelin526
Maw and claws is all I can see
And rainbow coloured leg warmers. Why isn't she a dog?
Because it is a cat girl
And rainbow coloured leg warmers. Why isn't she a dog?
Because it is a cat girl
Tuesday, 19 October 2010
"VOCALOID LOVE" by SPICE-EMPEROR
Hey who feels like venting out their loneliness by drawing themselves in a cute situation with an imaginary anime girlfriend? Everyone sniff back those tears and prepare for our next piece by artist SPICE-EMPEROR.
I don't know about you, but this reeks of 'I traced that shit' to me. I don't really feel like googling "Miku with no pants looking frightened" though. I'll leave that to other aspiring internet detectives.
The artist's comment for this piece admirably admits "I make Miku a bit punkish..gothish..scene..ish? Because I love those types of girls, and they aren't really well presented in..anything >:I and if they are they're always HxC BR00TAL type girls or like..ultra feminists or something..crazy I guess D: < IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A CUTE GOTH GIRL WHO'S KINDA QUIRKY AND SWEET AND NOT ALL HxC?!"
I love that attitude. "Yeah I changed the character into what I personally find more attractive. What do you mean it's not the same character anymore? It's hotter now! Mmmmm goth girls"
I don't know about you, but this reeks of 'I traced that shit' to me. I don't really feel like googling "Miku with no pants looking frightened" though. I'll leave that to other aspiring internet detectives.
The artist's comment for this piece admirably admits "I make Miku a bit punkish..gothish..scene..ish? Because I love those types of girls, and they aren't really well presented in..anything >:I and if they are they're always HxC BR00TAL type girls or like..ultra feminists or something..crazy I guess D: < IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A CUTE GOTH GIRL WHO'S KINDA QUIRKY AND SWEET AND NOT ALL HxC?!"
I love that attitude. "Yeah I changed the character into what I personally find more attractive. What do you mean it's not the same character anymore? It's hotter now! Mmmmm goth girls"
Sunday, 17 October 2010
"Stocking" by EvilEyeXYZ
Oh good, fanart where the character is turned into a fatty. This definitely isn't incredibly common and weird. Providing for us today is slop-dishing artist EvilEyeXYZ.
It's better than the usual fare - there's some genuine talent beneath all that lard and shiny filter - but this image is lopsided as all hell and try to imagine poor Stocking's head if she shaved off her hair. Yikes.
Believe it or not this is actually a commission - someone paid real money to see an anime character drawn fat and shiny.
I swear to god, give it another couple of years and we'll be harvesting lonely shut-ins and furries for gold like masturbating bank vaults. Just you wait.
It's better than the usual fare - there's some genuine talent beneath all that lard and shiny filter - but this image is lopsided as all hell and try to imagine poor Stocking's head if she shaved off her hair. Yikes.
Believe it or not this is actually a commission - someone paid real money to see an anime character drawn fat and shiny.
I swear to god, give it another couple of years and we'll be harvesting lonely shut-ins and furries for gold like masturbating bank vaults. Just you wait.
"shower" by Nebelstern
It's always nice when specialised porn tries to appeal to a wide variety of audiences. This piece by artist Nebelstern, applies to both pedophiles and inhumanly-large-titty-fetishists! Good job!
Look at that poor, sad creature. "Help me," she cries, "I have the body of a child, the tits of a giant and the snout of a pig. Please end my suffering." She certainly looks unhappy, anyway. That or frightened.
Considering the audience this is aiming for I'd be frightened too.
Look at that poor, sad creature. "Help me," she cries, "I have the body of a child, the tits of a giant and the snout of a pig. Please end my suffering." She certainly looks unhappy, anyway. That or frightened.
Considering the audience this is aiming for I'd be frightened too.
"Hazuki" by xXUnknownXKittenXx
Japanese kawiiii anime imitation bullshit doesn't fly with me, and here we have a great pre-Wright Brothers example.
So they tried to combine all the formula ingredients- big eyes, overly shiney hair, slight animal characteristics and thought the best way to make the impact more... impacty (?) was to draw the whole thing out in thick blue lines in MS Paint before putting it somewhere where a gradient too, exists. But not before saving it in a lovely image compression format, probably a jpeg. See the nicke, white jaggies round the lines? Good.
Why are there giant eyes behind its head?
Why is one eye trapped in some kind of cage?
Has the other been gouged out?
Background?
So they tried to combine all the formula ingredients- big eyes, overly shiney hair, slight animal characteristics and thought the best way to make the impact more... impacty (?) was to draw the whole thing out in thick blue lines in MS Paint before putting it somewhere where a gradient too, exists. But not before saving it in a lovely image compression format, probably a jpeg. See the nicke, white jaggies round the lines? Good.
Why are there giant eyes behind its head?
Why is one eye trapped in some kind of cage?
Has the other been gouged out?
Background?
Tuesday, 12 October 2010
"WoDo: Chapter Three Page 1" by Pineapplelicious
It's comics time! Big thanks to today's artist Pineapplelicious, who sounds delicious.
Today Link is hanging out with a naked anime. I'm not sure why. I'm pretty sure I've never seen her in any of the games, unless it's Zelda and she decided she needed to appeal more to anime-loving western children.
That doesn't explain why she's naked though, or why nobody seems phased by it until the fish with racial stereotype lips points it out. I'm just confused overall, really.
Today Link is hanging out with a naked anime. I'm not sure why. I'm pretty sure I've never seen her in any of the games, unless it's Zelda and she decided she needed to appeal more to anime-loving western children.
That doesn't explain why she's naked though, or why nobody seems phased by it until the fish with racial stereotype lips points it out. I'm just confused overall, really.
"Nyah is Satsuki" by MilkNeko
Yeah.... yeah.
Logged into DA today and just saw this. How horrible.
Some kind of lopsided, cat/fox/dog/something person/anime thing.
Why does it have a maggot for an eye?
Logged into DA today and just saw this. How horrible.
Some kind of lopsided, cat/fox/dog/something person/anime thing.
Why does it have a maggot for an eye?
Monday, 11 October 2010
"HAUNTHAUNTHAUNT" by llamallama1414
Oh boy, more fetish art of captive cartoon people! This is becoming alarmingly regular. Today's charitable artist is llamallama1414.
I'm sure every single one of us has a different idea of why this image is creepy. For you, is it the Pokemon gloatingly holding up the girl's shorts? Or is it the other ghost that seems to be reaching for her ass with a glowing arm? Is it the look of sadness on the girl's face?
For me, I think it's the fact that this character is actually 10 years old. Look it up - her name's May and she's from the Pokemon series. I hope you feel your skin crawl like mine did.
I'm sure every single one of us has a different idea of why this image is creepy. For you, is it the Pokemon gloatingly holding up the girl's shorts? Or is it the other ghost that seems to be reaching for her ass with a glowing arm? Is it the look of sadness on the girl's face?
For me, I think it's the fact that this character is actually 10 years old. Look it up - her name's May and she's from the Pokemon series. I hope you feel your skin crawl like mine did.
Sunday, 10 October 2010
"Elizabeth'sNightmare3 page74" by KirbyDrawer
What better time is there than Halloween month for us to feature a comic about Nightmare on Elm street's Freddy Krueger? Coming at us straight from the pen hand of artist KirbyDrawer!
Freddie's looking pretty fucking kawaii there, I gotta say. I'm not used to seeing the guy with such... big, shiny eyes. I'm also unable to overlook that this artist seems to think that burns can be substituted with big stripy patches.
In this dramatic scene a man with a dog nose watches on as Freddie forces a lady to tell him that she loves him and wants to marry him. I didn't really see Freddie as a marriage kind of guy but I guess turning into an anime changes all of us.
Freddie's looking pretty fucking kawaii there, I gotta say. I'm not used to seeing the guy with such... big, shiny eyes. I'm also unable to overlook that this artist seems to think that burns can be substituted with big stripy patches.
In this dramatic scene a man with a dog nose watches on as Freddie forces a lady to tell him that she loves him and wants to marry him. I didn't really see Freddie as a marriage kind of guy but I guess turning into an anime changes all of us.
"Salary Man Cat PAGE1 CHP1" by ClockworkKefferson
War is hell.
War really needs to be more adorable. What if, instead of guns shooting bullets, they shot feathers that brush against the enemy's neck and tickle them? That'd be kawaii as fuck! Well, something else that is kawaii as fuck is today's piece by artist ClockworkKefferson.
If there was a checklist of "things lazy Japan-obsessed teenagers put in their comics" this comic would score pretty high on it, I'll betcha. Just take a look at this shit. It's so formulaic I'm gonna bullet-point it.
War really needs to be more adorable. What if, instead of guns shooting bullets, they shot feathers that brush against the enemy's neck and tickle them? That'd be kawaii as fuck! Well, something else that is kawaii as fuck is today's piece by artist ClockworkKefferson.
If there was a checklist of "things lazy Japan-obsessed teenagers put in their comics" this comic would score pretty high on it, I'll betcha. Just take a look at this shit. It's so formulaic I'm gonna bullet-point it.
- Bomb developed by Russians is called NEKO bomb
- Russians use NEKO bomb on Tokyo, it makes a giant mushroom cloud that goes NYAANN~ like the kitties in the animes do
- Everyone turns into square-headed cats
- Focus of the comic is anime people with cat ears
Thursday, 7 October 2010
"Protected 3 Part 245" by RubyXRaven
Part 245? Really?
Oh lord that certainly is an anime face right there.
So the plot in this piece seems to be... an anime and a transformer stare at eachother for four panels, and then make out.
It's been a good few years since I watched the cartoon but aren't Transformers traditionally, uh... fucking massive? This anime girl must be the size of a damn skyscraper. Maybe Megatron fell for her because he was smitten by how she could knock down buildings with her enormous bubble-head.
Oh lord that certainly is an anime face right there.
So the plot in this piece seems to be... an anime and a transformer stare at eachother for four panels, and then make out.
It's been a good few years since I watched the cartoon but aren't Transformers traditionally, uh... fucking massive? This anime girl must be the size of a damn skyscraper. Maybe Megatron fell for her because he was smitten by how she could knock down buildings with her enormous bubble-head.
Wednesday, 6 October 2010
"The stick" by BEAvenger
Every day DeviantArt finds new ways to baffle and amaze us, like a dog who keeps learning new and disturbing tricks that you know you definitely never taught it. Today's trick is courtesy of artist BEAvenger, and concerns titties.
It'll be impossible to get through this entry without mentioning the breasts so let's get that out of the way. Even by DeviantArt standards, those are quite something. They're so inhumanly huge they've completely overshot the realms of 'sexy' and strayed courageously into 'so big and round they don't even look like they're part of the woman anymore'.
I'm trying to piece together the story behind this picture. Once upon a time, a woman with knockers the size of beanbag-chairs went outside her house in a tiny piece of cloth and a pair of pants. She sat down on a little grassy hill, pulled down her pants and violently shanked her own tits with a tree branch. She then picked up a very thin can and waved at the viewer.
Why is that branch there. Is it to hold those bad boys up off the ground? Does that poor woman have to go everywhere like this?
The artist's comment for this piece says "Son I still have a few things to show you before I can start the new pages for be avenger". Son? Is this for your son? I feel like I've strayed into some weird family tradition.
It's an uncomfortable feeling.
It'll be impossible to get through this entry without mentioning the breasts so let's get that out of the way. Even by DeviantArt standards, those are quite something. They're so inhumanly huge they've completely overshot the realms of 'sexy' and strayed courageously into 'so big and round they don't even look like they're part of the woman anymore'.
I'm trying to piece together the story behind this picture. Once upon a time, a woman with knockers the size of beanbag-chairs went outside her house in a tiny piece of cloth and a pair of pants. She sat down on a little grassy hill, pulled down her pants and violently shanked her own tits with a tree branch. She then picked up a very thin can and waved at the viewer.
Why is that branch there. Is it to hold those bad boys up off the ground? Does that poor woman have to go everywhere like this?
The artist's comment for this piece says "Son I still have a few things to show you before I can start the new pages for be avenger". Son? Is this for your son? I feel like I've strayed into some weird family tradition.
It's an uncomfortable feeling.
Monday, 4 October 2010
"BABY" by JiniChu
Our final piece for today is the adorably titled BABY by artist JiniChu.
This poor little fella looks confused. "Why do I have a female bone structure?" he asks, "is it to make me more kawaii uguu?" I couldn't tell ya, little guy.
I wonder what JiniChu was going for with the pose on this one. Innocent? Cute? Sexy? His shiny thighs are together in your stereotypical anime schoolgirl pose, but he's pulling out the legs of his shorts as if to disperse the smell of an enormous fart he just let rip.
BONUS FRIGHTENING ZOOM
Looks like the smell's about to knock him out.
This poor little fella looks confused. "Why do I have a female bone structure?" he asks, "is it to make me more kawaii uguu?" I couldn't tell ya, little guy.I wonder what JiniChu was going for with the pose on this one. Innocent? Cute? Sexy? His shiny thighs are together in your stereotypical anime schoolgirl pose, but he's pulling out the legs of his shorts as if to disperse the smell of an enormous fart he just let rip.
BONUS FRIGHTENING ZOOM
Looks like the smell's about to knock him out.
"Time until escape - Who knows?" by Parasyte123
Boy, do you know what I could really go for right now? A terrified, captive woman. That's what I assume went through the head of Parasyte123 when he created this piece, anyway.
The artist's comment on this piece is "Finished Dead Rising 2 this weekend, and felt like taking a shot drawing the main two ladies from it, Stacey Forsythe and Rebecca Chang. How'd they end up like this? There's lots of captured damsels in the game (feels like nearly every psychopath has at least one hostage, sometimes more), so maybe they were captured by one of the many lunatics running around? Or perhaps Chuck Greene, hero of the story, figured this was the better way to keep them in the safe room (Rebecca's a reporter as stubborn and passionate about getting the story as Lois Lane, if that tells you anything)..."
Drawings like this always feel creepy to look at. A lot of ink and crayon has gone into depicting this situation. Parasyte123 has put thought into this. "The breasts should definitely go over the ropes," he has thought. "And they should definitely look uncomfortable."
Actually, that's not so far-fetched an assumption. This guy's gallery is almost exclusively made up of various female videogame, comic and anime characters tied up and at his mercy. The man clearly spends an awful lot of his time contemplating captive females. I'd rather not tread any further into that though.
The artist's comment on this piece is "Finished Dead Rising 2 this weekend, and felt like taking a shot drawing the main two ladies from it, Stacey Forsythe and Rebecca Chang. How'd they end up like this? There's lots of captured damsels in the game (feels like nearly every psychopath has at least one hostage, sometimes more), so maybe they were captured by one of the many lunatics running around? Or perhaps Chuck Greene, hero of the story, figured this was the better way to keep them in the safe room (Rebecca's a reporter as stubborn and passionate about getting the story as Lois Lane, if that tells you anything)..."
Drawings like this always feel creepy to look at. A lot of ink and crayon has gone into depicting this situation. Parasyte123 has put thought into this. "The breasts should definitely go over the ropes," he has thought. "And they should definitely look uncomfortable."
Actually, that's not so far-fetched an assumption. This guy's gallery is almost exclusively made up of various female videogame, comic and anime characters tied up and at his mercy. The man clearly spends an awful lot of his time contemplating captive females. I'd rather not tread any further into that though.
"Edward Elric" by darkegle
Aaaaaaagggghhhhh! Aaaaagggggghhhuuuuuuuuu!
I guess the artist is going for an in-your-face style... or they just didn't have a scanner and felt a camera would be good enough. I mean hey, they both do the same thing right? Make IRL got to the computer.
From the artists comment I guess they really like Ed. But perhaps not enough to have maintained the paper in a somewhat un-crumpled state.
This really does look like it is the final thing one would see before being violently raped to death by whatever vile creatures the apprentice alchemist has summoned forth to assist in his horrible escapades.
Devastating.
"Narutos Halloween" by Viperstrike13
Hello there.
It seems that for one young artist they could just not wait to get into the Halloween spirit of things with their favorite character; Naruto.
The amount of photoshop effects thrown at this masterpiece is quite frankly amazing. It's just a shame there was none to help fix perspective or... a lot of things to be honest.
There are many things that confront the viewer on this work of art, for starters, is the pumpkin flying due to magical nature of the disembodied head of the young ninja? And why is there a hole in the moon? Is this on some kind of parallel world where the moon was penetrated by a fleet of orange spheres, commanded by a giant-eyed head? You can tell he is the king as he has an inverted, translucent yellow crown :/
I can only imagine he looks as shocked as he does because due to the sudden lack of body or something, I don't know.
Why is the Awesome Face carved into the pumpkin spaceship? Some kind of ancient, intergalactic symbol of retards I guess.
It seems that for one young artist they could just not wait to get into the Halloween spirit of things with their favorite character; Naruto.
The amount of photoshop effects thrown at this masterpiece is quite frankly amazing. It's just a shame there was none to help fix perspective or... a lot of things to be honest.
There are many things that confront the viewer on this work of art, for starters, is the pumpkin flying due to magical nature of the disembodied head of the young ninja? And why is there a hole in the moon? Is this on some kind of parallel world where the moon was penetrated by a fleet of orange spheres, commanded by a giant-eyed head? You can tell he is the king as he has an inverted, translucent yellow crown :/
I can only imagine he looks as shocked as he does because due to the sudden lack of body or something, I don't know.
Why is the Awesome Face carved into the pumpkin spaceship? Some kind of ancient, intergalactic symbol of retards I guess.
Sunday, 3 October 2010
"Topless bikini babe" by genjyou
Our next piece is Topless bikini babe by genjyou. This is our first post to feature BREASTS so make sure you have a paper bag handy to breathe into if you get a bit excitable.
Apparently this anorexic three-year-old is not sure what happened to the bikini she uses to cover her enormous Pokeballs. Enormous and shiny Pokeballs - so shiny they each have a solid triangle of light that strays into what I imagine is meant to be shadow on the underside.
Perhaps her bikini fell off her little stump shoulders because she has no arms to keep it on with. Perhaps she ate her bikini for nourishment to try to put a bit of fat on her scrawny, misshapen knees. Both of these guesses are wrong actually, as the artist helpfully tells us what became of her clothing in the artist's comment; "lol i took it because i drew her"
Classy.
Apparently this anorexic three-year-old is not sure what happened to the bikini she uses to cover her enormous Pokeballs. Enormous and shiny Pokeballs - so shiny they each have a solid triangle of light that strays into what I imagine is meant to be shadow on the underside.
Perhaps her bikini fell off her little stump shoulders because she has no arms to keep it on with. Perhaps she ate her bikini for nourishment to try to put a bit of fat on her scrawny, misshapen knees. Both of these guesses are wrong actually, as the artist helpfully tells us what became of her clothing in the artist's comment; "lol i took it because i drew her"
Classy.
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