"Rose ate Star" by shadevore

It's been a while - there have been tears, laughs and lessons learned - and now it's time to make fun of more horrible internet art. God bless us, every one. Today's sacrifice to the altar is piece "Rose ate Star" by artist shadevore.


I wonder which parts of this image shadevore made! The background blends so well with the characters I'm inclined to believe this was all the work of one person, toiled over for hours under the light of the moon.

The expression that sun is making is similar to the one I made when I read the dialogue in this piece. "Why has green Renamon trapped that blue goth Knuckles in a purple sphere? She says it is her belly, but I do not believe her."

"Fart while u laugh at me ladie" by derekje84

There are some very specific fetishes out there in the world of the internet. Some very odd and specific fetishes. Today's example is artist derekje84.


The artist's comment reads "Please save and share this ladies. Enjoy laughing at me. Burden me with ur asses while u laugh at me. Please follow me on twitter"

Burden me with your asses? That's a really obtuse way of saying "I want girls to fart while they laugh at my naked body" Is this even a genuine fetish because I am suspicious that this guy just might be crazy.

"Playday with the "X" 5" by Mzdish

It's about time we showed another photograph. This time our budding artist is DeviantArt user Mzdish. Round of applause, please.


Admittedly I first thought this might be a troll-post, so I checked the gallery of Mzdish... but nope, it's the real deal. This is... they wanted people to see this.

They thought people should see this.

I'm frightened.

"naughty bot" by Plesio-Guardian

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place, go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your door
Is the whole night what we've got in store?
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I jizz in my pants


I think that's what's happening, anyway. There's mysterious fluid leaking out from beneath this Transformer's rectangular crotch, but then that doesn't explain the odd tentacle wrapped around his hip. Dark forces are at work here. Dark, sodomising forces.

"the mansion 20" by Apokol

I thought I was done adding entries for today, but sometimes you just find something that's too good to pass up. Today's lucky provider is artist Apokol.


WHY IS SHE HOLDING AN ENORMOUS PAIR OF TITS WITH ANIME EYES.

Seriously even for fetishist shit this is weird beyond words. What the hell do I comment with? Those sure are some disgruntled-looking disembodied anime tits! I wonder if they talk through the nipples.

Y'know, usually I try to keep these choices completely out of context and stick with just what was on the front page, but fuck it. I'm gonna go back a page and find out what caused this shit. We're going maverick.


OH WELL THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

I wish someone would tell these creepy fetishists about, y'know... tits only lactating when there's a babby to feed. Though a woman did just turn into a giant pair of bongos with anime eyes so I guess biology is the least of this crazy motherfucker's concerns!

"Stocking" by EvilEyeXYZ

Oh good, fanart where the character is turned into a fatty. This definitely isn't incredibly common and weird. Providing for us today is slop-dishing artist EvilEyeXYZ.


It's better than the usual fare - there's some genuine talent beneath all that lard and shiny filter - but this image is lopsided as all hell and try to imagine poor Stocking's head if she shaved off her hair. Yikes.

Believe it or not this is actually a commission - someone paid real money to see an anime character drawn fat and shiny.

I swear to god, give it another couple of years and we'll be harvesting lonely shut-ins and furries for gold like masturbating bank vaults. Just you wait.

"Sue naga comic page 1" by SmexySue

So, we're all friends here right? How about we share a quick hit of some bizarrely-drawn wish-fulfilment porn? No? Come on guys, SmexySue has already drawn it!


I don't know what it is about vore-fetishists and nagas (half-snake people). They seem to show up an awful lot to monch people down. Maybe it's because it's an excuse for them to be able to swallow huge things, even though they don't have the skeletal structure of a snake so that wouldn't...

I'm overthinking. Three big-titted eye-burningly-brightly-coloured Sonics are chilling out at the beach and another, horribly-sunburnt snake-Sonic creeps towards them licking her lips. I'm glad there's no more. I can just pretend she wants to steal their picnic basket.

Look at those tits. Is she rubbing her hands together in fiendish delight or is she just trying to hold those fuckers up? The mind boggles.

"shower" by Nebelstern

It's always nice when specialised porn tries to appeal to a wide variety of audiences. This piece by artist Nebelstern, applies to both pedophiles and inhumanly-large-titty-fetishists! Good job!


Look at that poor, sad creature. "Help me," she cries, "I have the body of a child, the tits of a giant and the snout of a pig. Please end my suffering." She certainly looks unhappy, anyway. That or frightened.

Considering the audience this is aiming for I'd be frightened too.

"Toferette and the gloves 6" by ShineofRain

Ladies and gentlefolk it is time to get our rocks off to some absurd fetish porn. Artist ShineofRain kindly donates today's example!


God damn, that's some lazy MSPaint shit. What is it about having an obscure fetish that makes your standards of porn drop so dramatically? Sex is great but if someone presented me with a shitty MSPaint rendition of it and told me to whack off to it I'd tell them it just couldn't be done.

Anyway, this furry dog-woman seems to have inflated for some reason and that makes her talk like a twat. "I can't feel my feet nor the ground as well" she complains boredly. Then she falls over or something - purely a speculation, since I can see that lovingly added in sound effect there declaring FALLING NOISE.

Maybe next time ShineofRain should try making an UNINSTALLING MSPAINT noise.

"In the Bracken" by lorddarke

It is about time we got sci-fi sexy up in here, with the assistance of artist lorddrake. Bring in the titties!


Even by female fantasy armour standards, that outfit is pretty ridiculous. You're going to have to go through the link and check out the close-up to see, but those things on her tits? They're coils of wire that wrap around the rat-woman's erect nipples.

Why? What's the purpose? If her nipples are un-erect do they drop off and get lost in the foliage?

Nipple-wire aside, this is some bizarre shit. Imagine having to describe this image to someone who had never seen it without any visual aids. "There's a big-titted mostly-naked rat woman and a scary-faced horse man walking through a forest with future-guns?"

"arcanine and vulpix page 2 CLR" by nexus196

Did someone here order the weird fetish special? Our esteemed chef nexusq196 has cooked up a real treat for you tonight.


Inflation truly is one of those things that you have to be really into to understand. I can't imagine the kind of psychology that would lead to you getting your jollies to a crayon-drawing of a Pokemon that looks like a balloon.

And I really mean balloon, too. Look at that poor, shiny beast. It seems that his little Vulpix friend not only filled him with air, but cast a magic spell to turn him into rubber. What a scamp!

"Umbreon in Colors" by Lucario1759

Hello ladies, are you here for the gun show? Today's act is courtesy of artist Lucario1759.


That's one... big package, right there. Is it safe to assume that this fella has a balloon for a cock? His crotch is awfully bloated and shiny. Then again, the rest of him is pretty similar so maybe it's just a balloon suit with a tiny Pokemon sitting inside.

I can't stop staring at that tiny animal head on top of that huge probably-traced man body. It's like putting a tiny bunny head on a wrestler - it's crazy. Is this meant to be attractive?

I can understand this being made humorously but... seriously?

"Arabian Sonic Girls" by DarkArtistKaiser

The artist's comment for this piece begins with the words "Oooooooh god where to start..." and I honestly couldn't agree more with artist DarkArtistKaiser. Where on earth DO I start with this.


It would be difficult to find a worse example of animal heads on human bodies than this (without checking FurAffinity, anyway). Look at those long, stringy necks. This is horrid. I am repulsed by these creatures.

If I met an actual woman shaped like this I would scream. They all look like they've been stretched in unnatural ways. It's haunting.

The artist's comment for this piece reveals that it's actually a gift piece for a friend, but there is also a bit of passive-aggressiveness thrown in for fun. "I just had so little motivation to really get it done," DarkArtistKaiser says, "I mean yeah, a belly dancer Rouge, who wouldn't want that? I got EmperorNorton2s part of the trade, which was Rouge stuffing herself for 3 comics. Which was fine...just fine. I didn't ask for a stuffing comic, I asked for a vore comic. Somewhere along the lines he got that mixed up. Somehow. I don't even know when I kept reminding him just to make sure."

Shame on you, EmperorNorton2! Kaiser wanted VORE, not STUFFING! What an amateur mistake!!

"HAUNTHAUNTHAUNT" by llamallama1414

Oh boy, more fetish art of captive cartoon people! This is becoming alarmingly regular. Today's charitable artist is llamallama1414.


I'm sure every single one of us has a different idea of why this image is creepy. For you, is it the Pokemon gloatingly holding up the girl's shorts? Or is it the other ghost that seems to be reaching for her ass with a glowing arm? Is it the look of sadness on the girl's face?

For me, I think it's the fact that this character is actually 10 years old. Look it up - her name's May and she's from the Pokemon series. I hope you feel your skin crawl like mine did.

"Dragon muscles" by Spere94

We've featured a good few tits on this blog so far - now I think it's time we had a little something for the ladies. Providing the man-beef today is artist Spere94.


Damn, son, that's one muscular dragon. Look at all those lumps. Fortunately he's wearing a tasteful silver pouch so we don't get a face-full of dragon-shlong - though considering the amount of steroids this guy must be on I doubt it'd be too scary.

I wonder if he goes to a dragon-gym or if he just works out in his own cave; weight-lifting treasure chests n' shit. Maybe he beefed up because knights kept kicking his ass and his friends at the dragon-bar made fun of him. You show 'em, muscle-dragon!

"Math Class" by musclekid

I'm starting to notice a theme in these DeviantArt fetishes; the majority seem to be about putting women through discomfort. I'm not really sure what to make of this realisation though. Here to help me out is artist musclekid with his piece, Math Class.


The artist's comment for this piece is simply "what's on his mind". It appears to be a young man daydreaming during class about forcefully milking the breasts of the female student sitting beside him. I assume he's milking them, anyway. He might be electrocuting her.

For a fetish piece there doesn't seem to be a lot of love and effort put into this. The characters are very scribbly and they reside in a white void. Are you really sold on this whole milking fetish, musclekid, or do you just like it because your cool friends do? Hrrmm.

"A09" by greenbrush

This is probably the most terrified I've been in a good month or so. Today the honour of creeping me out goes to fully-deserving artist greenbrush.


What is this and why is it happening. What is this and why is it happening. What is this and why is it happening?

This is upsetting.

"Charmander Yaoi" by mysterythought

D'you know what DeviantArt needs more of? Gay Pokemon. The internet is running desperately low on images of Pokemon being sexually attracted to each other, I reckon. Thank Arceus that artist mysterythought is here to save the day.


The artist's comment reads "I was looking on Deviantart one day to find some Charmander yaoi (because I'm a freak) and I was disappointed that there wasn't much. I decided then to add a Charmander yaoi picture of my own." Well it's a miracle you're here to make up the numbers, mysterythought. I think we were all a little disappointed at the lack of homosexual baby lizards.

I'll be honest, that front guy really doesn't look like he's into this situation at all. Those are eyes of terror, my friend. Maybe since lizards lack mammaries, he'd thought the other Charmander was a lady-mander? Maybe there's a whole hilarious Pokemon sitcom moment unfolding around these guys. Unfortunately we'll never really know, because to us they are floating in a blank white void - possibly a psychological Silent-Hill-esque afterlife where the Charmander is forced to confront his fear of homosexuality for the rest of eternity.

"Stern Practical Pig" by naughtysmallmew

Hey, do you remember old Disney cartoons? My favourite is the one with the little pigs who build a wolf-spanking machine.


I swear to god, nine times out of ten the DeviantArt front page will have an example of someone's weirdly specific fetish. Over the last few days of starting this blog we've seen captive women, women being eaten, giant women farting onto tiny men, women being force-fed junk food until they're morbidly obese... and now I gotta come up with a bunch of words to say about a wolf-spanking machine.

Well the art's interesting, at least. I'm not sure I'm a fan of it but it's certainly got a unique look. It's a little hard to appreciate it since my eyes keep zooming in on the creepy subject matter.

Wolf-spanking? Really?

That's your thing?

"The stick" by BEAvenger

Every day DeviantArt finds new ways to baffle and amaze us, like a dog who keeps learning new and disturbing tricks that you know you definitely never taught it. Today's trick is courtesy of artist BEAvenger, and concerns titties.


It'll be impossible to get through this entry without mentioning the breasts so let's get that out of the way. Even by DeviantArt standards, those are quite something. They're so inhumanly huge they've completely overshot the realms of 'sexy' and strayed courageously into 'so big and round they don't even look like they're part of the woman anymore'.

I'm trying to piece together the story behind this picture. Once upon a time, a woman with knockers the size of beanbag-chairs went outside her house in a tiny piece of cloth and a pair of pants. She sat down on a little grassy hill, pulled down her pants and violently shanked her own tits with a tree branch. She then picked up a very thin can and waved at the viewer.

Why is that branch there. Is it to hold those bad boys up off the ground? Does that poor woman have to go everywhere like this?

The artist's comment for this piece says "Son I still have a few things to show you before I can start the new pages for be avenger". Son? Is this for your son? I feel like I've strayed into some weird family tradition.

It's an uncomfortable feeling.