"wolf comic page 7" by GWolfG

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It's times like this I wish we had some more specific entry tags, like "characters floating in a featureless void" and "putting small pictures of a character in their speech bubbles to try to make your clusterfuck comic make more sense". This piece unfortunately suffers both of these - as well as a bad case of "talking disembodied wolf heads" syndrome.

Take two of these little caribou-carcass-shaped pills every day and it should clear up.

"Rose ate Star" by shadevore

It's been a while - there have been tears, laughs and lessons learned - and now it's time to make fun of more horrible internet art. God bless us, every one. Today's sacrifice to the altar is piece "Rose ate Star" by artist shadevore.


I wonder which parts of this image shadevore made! The background blends so well with the characters I'm inclined to believe this was all the work of one person, toiled over for hours under the light of the moon.

The expression that sun is making is similar to the one I made when I read the dialogue in this piece. "Why has green Renamon trapped that blue goth Knuckles in a purple sphere? She says it is her belly, but I do not believe her."

"the mansion 20" by Apokol

I thought I was done adding entries for today, but sometimes you just find something that's too good to pass up. Today's lucky provider is artist Apokol.


WHY IS SHE HOLDING AN ENORMOUS PAIR OF TITS WITH ANIME EYES.

Seriously even for fetishist shit this is weird beyond words. What the hell do I comment with? Those sure are some disgruntled-looking disembodied anime tits! I wonder if they talk through the nipples.

Y'know, usually I try to keep these choices completely out of context and stick with just what was on the front page, but fuck it. I'm gonna go back a page and find out what caused this shit. We're going maverick.


OH WELL THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

I wish someone would tell these creepy fetishists about, y'know... tits only lactating when there's a babby to feed. Though a woman did just turn into a giant pair of bongos with anime eyes so I guess biology is the least of this crazy motherfucker's concerns!

"Sue naga comic page 1" by SmexySue

So, we're all friends here right? How about we share a quick hit of some bizarrely-drawn wish-fulfilment porn? No? Come on guys, SmexySue has already drawn it!


I don't know what it is about vore-fetishists and nagas (half-snake people). They seem to show up an awful lot to monch people down. Maybe it's because it's an excuse for them to be able to swallow huge things, even though they don't have the skeletal structure of a snake so that wouldn't...

I'm overthinking. Three big-titted eye-burningly-brightly-coloured Sonics are chilling out at the beach and another, horribly-sunburnt snake-Sonic creeps towards them licking her lips. I'm glad there's no more. I can just pretend she wants to steal their picnic basket.

Look at those tits. Is she rubbing her hands together in fiendish delight or is she just trying to hold those fuckers up? The mind boggles.

"Toferette and the gloves 6" by ShineofRain

Ladies and gentlefolk it is time to get our rocks off to some absurd fetish porn. Artist ShineofRain kindly donates today's example!


God damn, that's some lazy MSPaint shit. What is it about having an obscure fetish that makes your standards of porn drop so dramatically? Sex is great but if someone presented me with a shitty MSPaint rendition of it and told me to whack off to it I'd tell them it just couldn't be done.

Anyway, this furry dog-woman seems to have inflated for some reason and that makes her talk like a twat. "I can't feel my feet nor the ground as well" she complains boredly. Then she falls over or something - purely a speculation, since I can see that lovingly added in sound effect there declaring FALLING NOISE.

Maybe next time ShineofRain should try making an UNINSTALLING MSPAINT noise.

"I MIGHT LEAVE DA" by KoopalingKool-Aid

ACTION STATIONS EVERYONE! SET OFF THE SIRENS! ARTIST KoopalingKool-Aid HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT! THAT'S RIGHT - THEY'RE THINKING OF LEAVING DEVIANTART!


Bright orange on light purple is not kind on the eyes, KoopalingKool-Aid. Reading this was difficult. To sum it up for those of you who have regular human eyes, this artist has been arguing with another member of DeviantArt and has decided it would be best if they were to leave.

They go about this decision incredibly classily, mentioning no less than three times that nobody will miss them and that they have no friends. They then dismount on a high note by calling everyone jerks. 10/10!

Bonus points, also, for the fact that every face in this comic is copy-pasted from internet smileys that were not made by the artist. I guess emotions are hard to convey so it's easier to just copy other people's. The other artists were probably jerks and didn't like you anyway! OH GOD PLEASE MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE D:

"my first comic" by aelitalover25705

So, you just started your DeviantArt career. Everyone is new and the atmosphere is daunting. What's a good way to introduce yourself? Today we find out, with the help of artist aelitalover25705.


This guy's emotions are jumping all over the place.

1. First a friendly greeting
2. Roaring and raging lest we think he is female
3. Grumbling at us not to tell him his comic is terrible because he knows
4. And finally, confessing love and adoration to a fellow DeviantArt member

I never get why they do that whole "don't tell me it sucks 'cause I know" thing. You put it on the internet to see what I think of it, right? Either ask for my opinion or don't, motherfucker!

If you want to be told your pictures are lovely all the time show them to your dang mum, not DeviantArt.

"Writers Block page 7" by midnighteevee13

In this next piece, artist midnighteevee13 goes on an emotional and spiritual journey into what it truly means to be the author and creator of a comic on the internet.

Miss, are you sure you're ready to be starting your own comic? Your grasp of the human form seems tentative at most. Look at those huge rubbery arms - if she clasped her fingers together she could use them as a catapult to siege forts.

Speaking of the lady herself, check out that thought pattern there. I've been trying for a couple of minutes to guess what happened in the last page without looking, but I have literally no idea. Something about a trip to IKEA, and not wanting to go?

Why wouldn't you want to go to IKEA? The place is a blast!

"arcanine and vulpix page 2 CLR" by nexus196

Did someone here order the weird fetish special? Our esteemed chef nexusq196 has cooked up a real treat for you tonight.


Inflation truly is one of those things that you have to be really into to understand. I can't imagine the kind of psychology that would lead to you getting your jollies to a crayon-drawing of a Pokemon that looks like a balloon.

And I really mean balloon, too. Look at that poor, shiny beast. It seems that his little Vulpix friend not only filled him with air, but cast a magic spell to turn him into rubber. What a scamp!

"WoDo: Chapter Three Page 1" by Pineapplelicious

It's comics time! Big thanks to today's artist Pineapplelicious, who sounds delicious.


Today Link is hanging out with a naked anime. I'm not sure why. I'm pretty sure I've never seen her in any of the games, unless it's Zelda and she decided she needed to appeal more to anime-loving western children.

That doesn't explain why she's naked though, or why nobody seems phased by it until the fish with racial stereotype lips points it out. I'm just confused overall, really.

"Elizabeth'sNightmare3 page74" by KirbyDrawer

What better time is there than Halloween month for us to feature a comic about Nightmare on Elm street's Freddy Krueger? Coming at us straight from the pen hand of artist KirbyDrawer!


Freddie's looking pretty fucking kawaii there, I gotta say. I'm not used to seeing the guy with such... big, shiny eyes. I'm also unable to overlook that this artist seems to think that burns can be substituted with big stripy patches.

In this dramatic scene a man with a dog nose watches on as Freddie forces a lady to tell him that she loves him and wants to marry him. I didn't really see Freddie as a marriage kind of guy but I guess turning into an anime changes all of us.

"Salary Man Cat PAGE1 CHP1" by ClockworkKefferson

War is hell.

War really needs to be more adorable. What if, instead of guns shooting bullets, they shot feathers that brush against the enemy's neck and tickle them? That'd be kawaii as fuck! Well, something else that is kawaii as fuck is today's piece by artist ClockworkKefferson.


If there was a checklist of "things lazy Japan-obsessed teenagers put in their comics" this comic would score pretty high on it, I'll betcha. Just take a look at this shit. It's so formulaic I'm gonna bullet-point it.

• Bomb developed by Russians is called NEKO bomb
• Russians use NEKO bomb on Tokyo, it makes a giant mushroom cloud that goes NYAANN~ like the kitties in the animes do
• Everyone turns into square-headed cats

The artist's comment for this piece reads "Don't freak! I'm not a furry, neko people will appear soon in all their fetishy cuteness. xD;;;" I think they mean that the reader should not worry because they intend to soon change the focus of the comic to anime people with cat ears. Gimmie a sec.

• Focus of the comic is anime people with cat ears

F for effort, ClockworkKefferson. See me after class, you sugoi motherfucker.

"ShadAmy Ultimate: Page 1 ENG" by Amythehedgehog666

You might think it's difficult for a hedgehog to have a dramatic life, but you'd be surprised by this piece by artist Amythehedgehog666.


It seems to be the opening page to an up-and-coming Sonic the Hedgehog fan-comic. We see Shadow the Hedgehog in what I assume is a trendy wine bar, wearing a tasteful purple vinyl jacket. He's staring cross-eyed into his glass of 'Vine lol'. He then loses his virginity to a fairy prostitute.

Yes, the comic actually expressly states that Shadow loses his little hedgehog virginity to a slutty fairy woman. That's just a beautiful mental image, isn't it? I'm so glad I've been given this opportunity to imagine a miserable hedgehog fucking a fairy. Thank you, DeviantArt.

"coro 1 page 12 part 2" by GDWeed

Today's daily dose of wolf comic comes direct from an inspirational tag-team of artist GDWeed and a copy of MSPaint.


There are two things I love about this comic strip - the first is the angry wolf face at the start. Look at that bad boy! It looks like someone cross-bred a cat with a velociraptor. That's 400 pixels of pure fucking fury coming right at you there, my friend. Are you ready for it?

The second thing I love about this is the dialogue. You look at any wolf comic on DeviantArt and you'll see how wordy these artists usually are - apparently wolves talk like drug-addled mystic prophets. Well not in this comic!

"What's going on?" asks an aqua wolf covered in worms. "Some bullshit!" another wolf replies. This is amazing. It's like the Lock Stock of wolf comics right here.

"A trip to the plant store" by Katiethemoo

There were lots of comics kicking around the front page today. Our first piece was created by artist Katiethemoo, and concerns the purchasing of plants.


This is a mess, but in the special sort of "I feel like the artist could have done better but they didn't really care enough" way. Compare the detail on the evil demon/dinosaur woman's jeans to that shitty mspaint house in the first panel. Lacks effort, see me after class.

From what I can gather, the story of this page is that a somewhat weighty demon beast woman takes a trip to awkwardly-inserted-meme-street, where a shop simply called PLANTS is having a sale on awkwardly-inserted-meme-flowers. All they have left is a Mario-plant though.

Judging by the emphasis put on the character's unnaturally spherical rack and enormous thighs by the artist, I'm a little scared that this comic is about to attempt to go to... sexy places. Places I do not really want to go to with a giant scary beast woman for company. Maybe I'm wrong though! Maybe she volunteers at the local scary beast orphanage and is buying buttercup seeds for the scary beast children to grow.

I hope the orphanage is better drawn than the PLANTS store. All those gaps in the colouring make the place look drafty.

"TMS Page Twelve" by Snowwhisper

Today's obligatory majestic wolf comic comes courtesy of artist Snowwhisper. It's titled TMS, which apparently stands for "The Moon's Soul"


I'll give Snowwhisper credit for the fact that they're actually attempting to draw the wolves in this comic, rather than just arranging them out of geometric shapes in MSPaint. Unfortunately points must be deducted since every wolf (or fox? I'm assuming wolves because 99% of comics on DeviantArt are about wolves) would look like exactly the same character if they weren't coloured in.

Except the one at the bottom with the kickin' glamrock hair, of course.

As an extra note, this comic seems to be suffering the same uninspired naming problem as every other wolf comic. Blueflame? When do wolves ever interact with fire? I mean apart from when they're running away from bush-fires or whatever. Maybe the wolf should be called Purplerabbitcorpse, or Greendeershit.

"BBS pg 10" by sonicthewerehog2000

Our final piece today is BBS pg 10 by artist sonicthewerehog2000. It appears to be one page in a running comic called "Blood of the Black Spirits", which is about wolves fighting.


Rather square-headed wolves, one has to admit. MSPaint has not been kind to these creatures.

The scene in this particular page is as confusing as it is dramatic; two wolves seem to be rolling around in a non-specific brown environment until one bites the other and feasts on the delicious raspberry sauce inside. A jumble of multicoloured faceless wolf-puppies seem to be present also, as well as a dead (or unconscious) grey wolf who is referred to as "Moonwish".

If one was to pick bones with this comic the naming process would definitely be something to bring attention to. Moonwish? Moondust? Apparently the baby wolves' names are just as majestic also. Blacksoul? Lightstep? It's like the artist thought up a lot of words that sounded vaguely magical and dramatic and slapped them together. You never find a comic where the wolves have normal names. Except Sawdust - that sounds less majestic and more like what you'd name a pet guinea pig.

In fact, while we're picking the bones apart like the pack of hungry multicoloured mspaint wolves we are, why does every single dramatic wolf comic have a showdown in a cave where the good wolf has to protect puppies from the bad wolf? It's like the wolf comic equivalent of a Wilhelm scream.

"WQ Chapter 3 page 1" by LilLadyXtraordinaire

Welcome to "The front page of DeviantArt", a daily adventure into the magic and artistry that can be found in the newest uploads to the popular internet art showcase DeviantArt. Every image we use links back to the original piece, so if you want to see something in all its glory just click the image.

Our first piece today is WQ Chapter 3 page 1 by artist LilLadyXtraordinaire. The WQ, I think, stands for "Wolf Quest" - which is the MMO Miss Xtraordinaire takes screenshots of to create her works.


I'm immediately troubled by the lack of pupils on the wolf in the last panel. The thick black eyeshadow suggests that MSPaint was cleverly employed, but for what end I can't figure out. Is the wolf posessed? Dead? It can't be dead, it's clearly talking in bold, misspelled english. "Thank you so mutch" indeed.

I can't say I'm fond of the art direction here. The stretched and skewed screencaps of 3d wolves staring with their cold, dead eyes gives the impression that the entire thing is being acted out by stuffed wolf corpses being pushed about on little carts.

(As a note, Ms. Xtraordinare makes mention in the description of this page that "you're wolf can be in the comic! Yust upload your wolf on Da with in the Artist's Comments: the stats of your wolf! this is specail offer is until page 5 is uploaded of this chapter". Better hurry to get in on the action, I guess)