"The stick" by BEAvenger

Every day DeviantArt finds new ways to baffle and amaze us, like a dog who keeps learning new and disturbing tricks that you know you definitely never taught it. Today's trick is courtesy of artist BEAvenger, and concerns titties.


It'll be impossible to get through this entry without mentioning the breasts so let's get that out of the way. Even by DeviantArt standards, those are quite something. They're so inhumanly huge they've completely overshot the realms of 'sexy' and strayed courageously into 'so big and round they don't even look like they're part of the woman anymore'.

I'm trying to piece together the story behind this picture. Once upon a time, a woman with knockers the size of beanbag-chairs went outside her house in a tiny piece of cloth and a pair of pants. She sat down on a little grassy hill, pulled down her pants and violently shanked her own tits with a tree branch. She then picked up a very thin can and waved at the viewer.

Why is that branch there. Is it to hold those bad boys up off the ground? Does that poor woman have to go everywhere like this?

The artist's comment for this piece says "Son I still have a few things to show you before I can start the new pages for be avenger". Son? Is this for your son? I feel like I've strayed into some weird family tradition.

It's an uncomfortable feeling.