"wolf for adoption- MONEY" by lauren61396

Hey you! Yeah, you! Are you the laziest fucker on the entire planet? Too lazy to slap some colours onto a picture of a wolf?

Well you're in luck, because if you pay eight dollars to artist lauren61396, they'll do it for you!


That's one hell of an obtrusive watermark right there. It's bigger than the actual character. Unfortunately all the dark colours on wolfy render it practically unreadable, but I guess you've gotta protect your unique lupine creations somehow.

Speaking of the wolf, those are some... odd symbols it's painted onto itself in glowstick goo. Nonspecific swirls, stripes and dots are my favourite tribal patterns - they show you're in touch with nature without having to tediously research any actual patterns or anything. Score!

As a final note, I love that capital MONEY in the title. It looks so commanding. MONEY! I WANT MONEY FOR THIS WOLF. YOU BOY, DO YOU WANT THIS WOLF? MONEY!