Tuesday 5 October 2010

"Delightful Captivity" by BBW-Allie

The front page of DeviantArt is always a mixed bag. Sometimes it's relatively boring, sometimes it's funny, and sometimes...


Oh good lord, madam, that is not a flattering angle.

My guess is that the artist here was going for a "big is beautiful, sexy photography" shot. Unfortunately their budget was a little small to hire a studio or even put up a curtain so they just took the photo in the middle of their dirty-ass house. The wallpaper seems to be tearing itself off in an effort to escape this horrifying situation. I can't blame it.

And that's not even looking at the model herself. What, exactly, is the rhyme or reason behind caking so much eyeshadow around your eyes you look like you fell over your piles of miscellaneous fabric and shit when you walked in the door? Perhaps this woman has been kidnapped, beaten into submission and made to pose at an un-camera-friendly angle with a giant gobstopper in her mouth.

Still, at least they put nice little floral borders in the corners of the photo. See, all it takes is a touch of class.

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