Sunday 3 October 2010

"Happy Birthday Stacy" by orange42

Our next piece is titled Happy Birthday Stacy by artist orange42. It appears to be a birthday gift for the artist's friend, featuring Star Trek villain Khan Noonien Singh in a rather... compromising position.


It's difficult to say something about this that isn't already apparent. That's just the sort of image it is - it's right there. In your face. Khan naked, tied up and censored by a big cartoon bow.

Let's try to look at the smaller details that aren't anything to do with Khan's genital region. Like how the artist has tastefully hidden the feet in piles of ripped paper to avoid drawing them. How is that bow attached anyway? It doesn't look like there's actually anything behind it. Perhaps Khan's genitalia is, in fact, a bow? I'm losing it now.

As a side note, this image was posted to the #LegionofKhan club on DA, who apparently grade their members on a five-point scale of how dedicated they are to their bow-penised overlord. It goes as thus;

The only prerequisite to joining LegionOfKhan is that you add to your signiture, "I am a level(insert # here)Khan fangirl. What level are you?" with a subsequent link to this page. Don't know what the levels are?

1. He's pretty cool! I like him!
2. Damn! Khan kicks @$$!
3. Khan is so F**king metal!
4. Khan is so cool and sexy!
5. PLZ RAEP ME KHAN

I haven't quite decided what number I am yet. Hopefully there's a personality quiz on the internet somewhere that can tell me.

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